Is there anybody more vacant than Paris Hilton?

#1
Dear All

My apologies for introducing a 'Hello/OK' style topic to this forum, but I have just watched this fcuking airhead try and justify her existence on Larry King live.

Moreover even the septic commentators think she is f-ing thick. And I prove it by:

Given that she had just claimed to have found God whilst in jail

KING - What is your favorite Bible passage?

HILTON - Hmmmmmmmmm

KING - Did you read it in jail

HILTON - Yeah, I read a lot.

WTF!!!
 
#2
If there was more pictures, glossy centres, and a fashion section, then maybe more socialites would get into the bible, fair play to Miss Hilton.

As said in Never Mind The Buzzcocks, "It wasn't the silverspoon in her mouth that got her famous....."
 
#4
He was bumming her in the toilet at the time, but thought name was God but his nickname was Cod........
 
#5
Isn't it strange how many people find God in prison?

That would be that last place I would recruit if I was The Almighty, but I suppose numbers are down, so you should take what you can.
 
#6
That silver haired turd Max Whatshisface would love to have her as one of his clients. Her PR man is a legend - and probably minted!
 
#8
bitterandtwisted said:
He was bumming her in the toilet at the time, but thought name was God but his nickname was Cod........
I never went near her,
Been sat in Engerland all the time , an i got witnesses , right?


rant over from the artiste formerly known as ClerkOfDeath
8) :D
 
#9
loads of people more vacant fortunatly there not famous or win Darwin awards :D
the idiot who tried to sell me crack in the foyer of the hostel where I worked in the presence of two CID officers :? huge blokes in suits.
managed to get rid of the idiot took the officers through to an interview room
only for this hero to bang repeatedly on the window showing wraps of crack.
at this point coppers have to nick him. :twisted:
 
#10
More vacant?

"When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Attributed to Mariah Carey in a Radio 1 interview. Most likely an urban legend but it sounds like something either one of them would say.
 
#11
Stupid fcuking bint - on the plus side though, if she played her cards right and plied me with with alchohol she might be lucky and discover eternal bliss - as I choked her at the vinegar stroke!

A complete and utter waste of rations.
 
#13
I could slag her off, but i'm only jealous. If i could earn millions just for partying, i'd be the biggest party animal ever! (however, i dance like a tw@t)
 
#14
her porn DVD was more interesting
 

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#15
Total airhead. Mind you, she's a stinking rich airhead, and you know what they say about fools and their money.

My flight is booked . . .
 
#16
there was that bloke from blue
"why's everybody going on about sept 11 when there a dolphins dieing :? "
although I blame the management "
or the squaddie who shot his oppo with a bic pen propelled by a 9mm round :twisted:
 
#17
I heard one of the more telling comments regarding Ms. Hilton from the family of one her many former boyfriends (the former boyfriend in question springs from one of the Greek shipping magnate dynasties). If I remember correctly, the quote went something like this:

"We do not wish our son to have anything further to do with the sluttish daughter of innkeepers."
 
#19
gallowglass said:
I heard one of the more telling comments regarding Ms. Hilton from the family of one her many former boyfriends (the former boyfriend in question springs from one of the Greek shipping magnate dynasties). If I remember correctly, the quote went something like this:

"We do not wish our son to have anything further to do with the sluttish daughter of innkeepers."
Not bad from a house of Mediterranean se(a)men!
 
#20
Paris Hilton. What more can you say about her and why would you waste the oxygen to do so?

A candidate for a swift punishment fcuk. Selah.
 

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