Is there any GOOD news out there

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Aug 10, 2011.

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  1. With all the doom and gloom, you know Riots, Famine, despots killing their subjects, Volcanoes erupting, Tidal Waves, Economy in turmoil. Is there actually anything good happening in the world at the moment, things like fluffy bunnies being born, people helping people etc.
  2. England can goto number one in the test rankings if we beat India in the test that starts today!!
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  3. Not bad but we are not there yet.
  4. England beat(just) those welsh cunts at rugby last weekend.
  5. I did a shit that blocked the toilet last night.....that made me larf
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  6. I just had a most satisfying poo. Well it cheered me up anyway
  7. I've still got 56 days leave left to take this year...
  8. My wife is pregnant and there's a pretty good chance its mine...and i found a pound in my sofa. its all good at my end.
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  9. Good news. God wants me to continue killing women. Because they're all whores.
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  10. Apparently N & S Korea are kicking off again
  11. I scored an as-new, rare-as-hen's-teeth DPM Swanndri.
  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    I'm sitting watching rioting on TV and it has nothing to do with us ! :thumright:

    If anybody needs a safe place to come to,to get away from the rioting, Belfast hotels are doing Special deals for Londoners ! :)
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  13. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Here's some good news. Capt america and Bananaman spotted in Salford last night:

  14. Good news for me.
    The bosses son is not in work today, the fat, lazy, spoilt cunt.

    Edit. Delete my last. the cock has just turned up. I'm sure he's got half a sausage roll stuck to the side of his big, gaping, Jabba The Hutt mouth.
    Have I mentioned he's fat. And a cunt?
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