Is that our Jarrod on the telly with Julia "the durty minx" Bradbury?

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  1. Just happened by the telly when I saw the names come up. He's not what I expected, I envisioned someone skinnier. Tell me it's not him.

    Julia is not looking so good these days.
     
  2. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  3. Sorry, ITV+1
     
  4. Nope, not him.
     
  5. I think Julia is looking a bit rough these days, she should stay indoors a bit she's a bit weather beaten, the saucy minx.
     
  6. Julia who?
     
  7. To much beaver, not enough protein.
     
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  8. You know, the wrinkled leathery skinned harlot off the Telly who walks around a lot oop north.
     
  9. She looked fit enough when I saw her at Peterborough train station Monday afternoon . Alas my "Love you bad" kit was in my car .

    She was lucky
     
  10. Grant Shapps is more Jarrods type!
     
  11. Perhaps you should have whipped out your rape stick?
     
  12. Who the fuck watches live TV these days?
     
  13. Us old farts who can't work out more than 3 buttons on the front of the McMichael....
     
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  14. No idea who you're on about.
     
  15. ^ You sir deny too much! Any experiments with lovey types you would like to enlighten the collective intellect of arrse with? (OK may be over egging the brains bit on arrse but ho hum).