Is that IT

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Dec 21, 2012.

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  1. Am I on the other side, has the world ended and I didn't realise.
  2. I feel just as bad as before I must have been dead years.
  3. Yes. It ended about half an hour ago, and was instantly replaced by an exact replica. The only difference being that your no longer thick as mince, but in fact even thicker!
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  4. Righto, better crack out my first wank in the new Universe then.
  5. You be the guinea pig, if anything unusual happens, report back.
  6. Is it still a wank if you use a guinea pig?
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  7. Better think about getting Christmas sorted now.
  8. Suppose i better go get the xmas presents then, thought i was going to get away with it this year.
  9. I have a deep desire to watch all the idiots who have made preperations for doomsday when they realise they are thick as mince. I want to see them looking embarrassed. I want to see them being interviewed and ridiculed. I want to hit them. I want to bum their wives. I fucking hate people.
  10. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    [Uber cynicism on]

    The usual one for these cults is for them to say the power of their prayers staved off disaster.

    The prayers must have worked because the worlds still here....

    [/Uber cynicism off]

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  11. As long as its submissive, yes.
    Only warmer.
  12. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Stand by for profit warnings next year from manufacturers of soup, candles, blankets, assault rifles...
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  13. The world has not ended, but then the day is not over yet... *dons tinfoil hat....
  14. Shit! And ive just recycled my tinfoil hat to put me belly pork in the oven! (180deg for 45min, last 15m uncovered)