Is Stacker1 a Virgin?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Jun 17, 2011.

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  1. Oh God yes.

  2. Yes

  3. NO, the hand does not count.

  4. He lives with his mam and just likes it ok? Nowt like a bit of breakfast in bed and some bitty.

Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. I thought I had posted this a few days ago, but hey ho.

    That KFC and the aftermath can do a lot for you.
  2. No, I smashed his back doors in with a broom handle last week, for the hell of it.
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  3. Do soft toys or pets count?
  4. Why do you care? Is your life so empty that Stackers' sexuality is your major concern? Just asking.
  5. You've clearly never known the joys of spending time with the slug
  6. I'd love to kiss you where you wee from.

    Just don't tell anyone.
  7. He has soft toys?

    Tell me more...
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I dont find this topic very fair and I really feel for mrs stacker1 - inflatables have feelings too you know and she cries (admittedly when she is full but its still crying)
  9. I'll decide if he remains a virgin right after I've seen his six pack.
  10. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and pulled his ring?
  11. There is no need to add vulgarity to a beautiful union and quiche.
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  12. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    what's so vulgar about asking if you going to open a couple from his six pack once you have verified its authenticity at not being diet cola?

  13. His mam cries every night.

    Oh why me?

    I brought the lad up well. Pot noodles and fish fingers can't do anyone harm. I did my best. Spaghetti hoops are OK too.

    I just don't know where I went wrong.

    That's all true that is. At least she never gave him KFC.,....
  14. We just want cuddles and to be left alone. It's not too much to ask. It's a big thing for him ..
  15. Darn tooting it is, I've seen it.