Is sex work or pleasure?

Is Sex Work or Pleasure?

  • Work

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  • Pleasure

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  • I am a Hupstanding Orifficer and I couldn't possibly comment

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  • I take my uniform home and work part time within the sex industry, so sex is both work and a pleasur

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  • If somebody was desperate enough to pay me it would be a pleasure

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The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the British Army about to start the morning briefing to his staff and company commanders.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the CO decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was work, and how much of it was pleasure?

The QM chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

The Adjutant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in charge of making the coffee.

What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young private responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.'

The CO was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

'Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the f**k@@g officers would have me doing it for them.'

The room fell silent.

Sex... work or pleasure... not sure.... Now that I am in my 60s... I took the advice The Big Yin, Billy Connelly gave on one of his 'World Tours' down under to New Zealand a few years ago.... If you have reached 60, given the opportunity, always have a wee....

If you get a hard-on, use it.... even if your alone and have to visit Mrs Hand(s).... and finally... If you fancy blowing off a fart...don't because you migth follow thru....... :oops: :?

Mind you, Mrs Hand is a regular visitor to mine.... :wink:


"making love" is what the woman does whilst you fcuk the living sh1t out of her.
I think it's something I read about on the www purely for research purposes, you understand
Although I voted as the third option I maintain that the work part is the time directly before and after sex!


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If youre not enjoying sex then boy are you doing something wrong - like it could be considered work at all - men! :D
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