Is sex actually work?

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Poppy, Feb 2, 2013.

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  1. A RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
    Whilst waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
    He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
    He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure"
    A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
    A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.

    A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
    There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee.

    What was his opinion?

    Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
    The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
    "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

    The room fell silent.

    May God Bless the lower ranks.
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  2. An oldie but a goldie!:biggrin:
  3. Didn't know if this was going to be a joke or a confession Poppy.
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  4. "After a few seconds, during which the Corporal looked thoughtfully around the room and then, with a perfectly blank face, said "Now that I think about it, I find myself siding with the Wing Commander, Sir." ....
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  5. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    of course sex is work , you never heard of a busy body ???
  6. Sex? Work?

    It can be bloody hard work by the time you get to my age...


  7. You've met Poppy I take it.

    Oh.......the joke!
  8. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    It's a bit like running. At first, you're only good for the 100 yards dash in an unattractive pair of sugarbags, but after many years of dedicated endurance training, you'll find you can go all the way from Harrogate to Ripon and back by the pretty way.
  9. Sex isn't work. It's a labour of love.

    Look, Valentine's Day's coming up and I need to maximise my chances.
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  10. Positions need to be considered as well: 1) On bottom- no work at all
    2)On top- a fair amount of work
    3)Knee trembler, drunk against a phone box at 3am- a hell of amount of work!
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    A phys downgraded chocco then.
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  12. 'Very' downgraded now......I couldn't run out of sight in a pea soup fog.
  13. I'm of an age where getting any sex is bloody hard work.
  14. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    But still green enough to hide in a floater ?