Is Sergey doing poridge?

Link here

 

Bet he's doing more than porridge. Probably breaking rocks dressed in only his underpants in a Gulag in Siberia!

 

Not unless he has internet access in there!

Sergey

 

You mean this Sergey?
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/p=799083.html#799083

It looks unlikely.

 

If he is doing porridge, someone's accessed his username and is logged on to arrse

 

Uh oh - it's the FSB - we're all being monitored...

 

You can laugh but my wife frequently makes poridge. She stays for healthy style of life and 'right' food. Each day I have to drink two spoons of linen oil (very usefull against hearts problems, though I haven't them) and a halfdozen of quail's eggs (very usefull for...err..., though I haven't problem there too).

 

Nothing wrong with poridge,Sergey! Good stuff! I draw the line at the oil though.

I'm guessing prison in Russia (especially for traitors) is not a pleasant prospect?

 

...chased down with 2 litres of potato vodka and some Otto fuel.

 

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KGB_resident;

I believe you mean flaxseed oil. (Linen is the textile made from flax fibers.)

Your wife has the right idea, it's very good for cardiovascular health.

 

Yes, Russian jail is not 5-star resort. Though unlikely he would be beaten to the death.

PS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flax

So even one table spoon of flaxseed oil for servicemen in Iraq would be for good. Also raw eggs of quail are very valuable food too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quails_in_cookery

 

No, "beating to the death" is reserved for Phase 1 recruits I believe...

don't worry Sergey, we've baked a cake and hidden it inside a file.

 

Try a hollow fake rock. I've heard that fools them every time.

 

my wife likes my porrige.
an when i shot my load and a little bit misses.
she gets her little finger an scoops it up an licks it clean.
good girl.