Is Scotland full of w@nkers or not?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_matelot, Jun 10, 2006.

  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. Tigerbaby would get it!


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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It's what your right arm is for after all! :p
  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Tigerbaby is a PorridgeWog? Oh, the shame! Another fantasy ruined :(

    I think the trouble is in Scotland that they are not doing enough tugging, at least that's what the story indicates. Perhaps their 'Assisted Conception Units' could make things a bit more inviting - big screen porno, decent jazz mags, etc. And some decent nurses would help, I'm sure..... "happy finish, sir? It's free, and we clean up the mess (in this testtube)".

    Edited as I've just read the BBC story again - this bit sounds promising:

    "Dame Suzi Leather, chair of the HFEA, was due to tell the conference that .... "

    Now, is THAT a Porn Star name or what! She looks pretty stern in the picture as well. I bet she could solve their problem on her own :twisted:
  3. I can assure you as a Porridge Wog myself - there is nothing wrong with my sperm count!!!! :mrgreen:

    Though I do have to admit I am a bit of a Heinz 57 - having Philippino, Chinese, Malay, Arab, Spanish, Irish and Irish-American blood coursing through my veins.
  4. You know you're not supposed to share needles...
  5. ROFL.............. :cool:

    Apparently we're having to import Danish sperm. That's us back to the Dark Ages and the Viking rape and pillage bit but this time WE pay THEM......
  6. LMFAO

    Bugger, it's even worse for my 9yo then - he's got Norwegian and even more Irish to add to the soup!!!!
  7. This needs to be put right as soon as possible - The health benefits of knocking one out are well known.

    Then again the scots aren't known for their healthy lifestyle (deep fried everything, ginger hair and bad tempers)

    However, of course tigerbaby would get it. The scots need a good fcuking from the english every now and then to put them in their place :D
  8. Or sauce bottles.
  9. Suitable container I suppose.
  10. Tried to check my sperm count.

    Very difficult on shag pile.
  11. Just tried it myself - about half a pint...

    It's been a while :(
  12. But I deep fried mine first.
  13. My helmet is crusty and crunchy enough already thanks, although it is severely missing batter...