Tigerbaby is a PorridgeWog? Oh, the shame! Another fantasy ruined
I think the trouble is in Scotland that they are not doing enough tugging, at least that's what the story indicates. Perhaps their 'Assisted Conception Units' could make things a bit more inviting - big screen porno, decent jazz mags, etc. And some decent nurses would help, I'm sure..... "happy finish, sir? It's free, and we clean up the mess (in this testtube)".
Edited as I've just read the BBC story again - this bit sounds promising:
"Dame Suzi Leather, chair of the HFEA, was due to tell the conference that .... "
Now, is THAT a Porn Star name or what! She looks pretty stern in the picture as well. I bet she could solve their problem on her own
Apparently-sprogs can only trace daddy if the sperm was frozen-if you bang one out and fed-ex it round for insertion whilst still fresh you are safe from the knock on th e door in 18 years time-personally I cna think of one method of fresh delivery that does away with the middle man
Us good old English w*nkers should place our selves 'on-hand' so to speak to help our 'heighbours' out in their time of this dire shortage!
Let us send coach parties of willing Englishmen to Scotland to do the needy deed that they cannot manage and give them gallons of the stuff.
'If we cannot drive them out We shall breed them out' Edward 1-The Longshanks (Braveheart?)
History just wasn't your subjevt at school was it? Anyway, if you do decide to get a bus load of you to go up there, keep your eye on your wallets and avoid Dundee. They don't like to shag outside the family.