Is Scotland full of w@nkers or not?

Jocks-A bunch of ******* or not?

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Auld-Yin

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#2
It's what your right arm is for after all! :p
 

OldSnowy

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#3
Tigerbaby is a PorridgeWog? Oh, the shame! Another fantasy ruined :(


I think the trouble is in Scotland that they are not doing enough tugging, at least that's what the story indicates. Perhaps their 'Assisted Conception Units' could make things a bit more inviting - big screen porno, decent jazz mags, etc. And some decent nurses would help, I'm sure..... "happy finish, sir? It's free, and we clean up the mess (in this testtube)".


Edited as I've just read the BBC story again - this bit sounds promising:

"Dame Suzi Leather, chair of the HFEA, was due to tell the conference that .... "


Now, is THAT a Porn Star name or what! She looks pretty stern in the picture as well. I bet she could solve their problem on her own :twisted:
 
#4
I can assure you as a Porridge Wog myself - there is nothing wrong with my sperm count!!!! :mrgreen:

Though I do have to admit I am a bit of a Heinz 57 - having Philippino, Chinese, Malay, Arab, Spanish, Irish and Irish-American blood coursing through my veins.
:?
 
#5
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:

Though I do have to admit I am a bit of a Heinz 57 - having Philippino, Chinese, Malay, Arab, Spanish, Irish and Irish-American blood coursing through my veins.
:?
You know you're not supposed to share needles...
 
#6
ROFL.............. :cool:

Apparently we're having to import Danish sperm. That's us back to the Dark Ages and the Viking rape and pillage bit but this time WE pay THEM......
 
#8
Death_Rowums said:
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:

Though I do have to admit I am a bit of a Heinz 57 - having Philippino, Chinese, Malay, Arab, Spanish, Irish and Irish-American blood coursing through my veins.
:?
You know you're not supposed to share needles...
LMFAO

Cabarfeidh said:
ROFL.............. :cool:

Apparently we're having to import Danish sperm. That's us back to the Dark Ages and the Viking rape and pillage bit but this time WE pay THEM......
Bugger, it's even worse for my 9yo then - he's got Norwegian and even more Irish to add to the soup!!!!
 
#9
This needs to be put right as soon as possible - The health benefits of knocking one out are well known.

Then again the scots aren't known for their healthy lifestyle (deep fried everything, ginger hair and bad tempers)

However, of course tigerbaby would get it. The scots need a good fcuking from the english every now and then to put them in their place :D
 
#10
Death_Rowums said:
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:

Though I do have to admit I am a bit of a Heinz 57 - having Philippino, Chinese, Malay, Arab, Spanish, Irish and Irish-American blood coursing through my veins.
:?
You know you're not supposed to share needles...
Or sauce bottles.
 
#11
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:
Death_Rowums said:
Hitlerwasabitnaughty said:

Though I do have to admit I am a bit of a Heinz 57 - having Philippino, Chinese, Malay, Arab, Spanish, Irish and Irish-American blood coursing through my veins.
:?
You know you're not supposed to share needles...
LMFAO

Cabarfeidh said:
ROFL.............. :cool:

Apparently we're having to import Danish sperm. That's us back to the Dark Ages and the Viking rape and pillage bit but this time WE pay THEM......
[color=blue,]Bugger it's even worse for my 9yo then - he's got Norwegian and even more Irish to add to the soup!!!![/color]
Suitable container I suppose.
 
#12
Tried to check my sperm count.

Very difficult on shag pile.
 
#14
crabby said:
mistersoft said:
Tried to check my sperm count.

Very difficult on shag pile.
Just tried it myself - about half a pint...

It's been a while :(
But I deep fried mine first.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#16
Well, I might have added to the problem, along with many other Jock soldiers................as we've been shooting our loads up English women for decades.
 
#17
Apparently-sprogs can only trace daddy if the sperm was frozen-if you bang one out and fed-ex it round for insertion whilst still fresh you are safe from the knock on th e door in 18 years time-personally I cna think of one method of fresh delivery that does away with the middle man
 
#19
Us good old English w*nkers should place our selves 'on-hand' so to speak to help our 'heighbours' out in their time of this dire shortage!
Let us send coach parties of willing Englishmen to Scotland to do the needy deed that they cannot manage and give them gallons of the stuff.

'If we cannot drive them out We shall breed them out' Edward 1-The Longshanks (Braveheart?)
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#20
History just wasn't your subjevt at school was it? Anyway, if you do decide to get a bus load of you to go up there, keep your eye on your wallets and avoid Dundee. They don't like to shag outside the family.
 

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