I mean, he's only been in the chair a few weeks and we've had terrorist attacks in London and Glasgow, massive floods all over the country that would have given Noah a bad day, and now foot and mouth has returned. My reasonable side says it's not his fault of course but I'm beginning to think WTF next! Was Tony Bliar actually in league with the Devil and arrange all this to shaft his non-bezzer when he flew off with the wicked witch (Cherie)? Should I make sure my house and local pub are secure against a plague of locusts just to be safe? I think it's all a message from God that Brown shouldn't have the job and Maggie should be given her chair back.