Let's examine the evidence shall we? Hangs around the recruit forum ready to take young thrusters under his wing. Seen regularly on the cadet forums to give avuncular advice. Objects to 'boob' threads on ARRSE and feels people should find their own porn. Worries about his weight and regularly swaps interior furnishing tips with Jarrod. Big mates with Sluggie even has a phone app specially for her. Most of all though Mrs MiT says he's a really nice bloke. So what is he? A Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen or a Gaylord Nightly-Thrusting? No polls and no truth - speculation only (they can't touch you for it).