Is owning a Taser legal in the UK?

Mr_Fingerz

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#3
If caught with one, or trying to import one, go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.00.
 
#6
I'm glad they're illegal, like MAC 10s, pistols and flickknives. Stops villains arming themselves with stuff I can't have.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#8
Whatever you do, don't discharge said canister in a curry house (esp not in Chester).

Was present when someone else did when he discovered his other half with someone she shouldn't have been with. Had two results;

1 About 40 covers couldn't finish their meals (and I'd just ordered "named meat madras", two naan, and a pint of Cobra).
2 Cheshire Police turned up to question the world and it's spouse until silly o'clock in the morning.
 
#11
What's the line that separates a cattle prod and a tazer?
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#13
What's the line that separates a cattle prod and a tazer?
Probably the one on the ground that you stand behind whilst annoying cows with the prod in your hand, rather than the 15 or so meters that stand between you and the twunt with two electrodes fired into him.

Other than that, you can use a cattle prod to control cattle (but not humans - as BAE found out when they tried to export some to Saudi (allegedly)), but trying a tazer on cows is not for the weak minded.
 
#16
I doubt very much you'd get five years for possessing a stun gun. They don't even bang people up for carrying knives now. They should do, but they don't in reality.
 
#17
I've got 2 canisters of CS type spray I proffed in Kosovo, I fired a burst into the conservatory with a couple of pissed mates and it is strong stuff, it makes you curl up in a ball on the deck and try to cough your anus out from your mouth, dogs dont like it either.
Odd that, cos according to the army training stuff of a few years ago, dogs were immune to CS. Maybe they have improved the recipe.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#19
I find that a chainsaw (18") and a splitting maul works for me.
 

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