Is New Labour ruining Scotlands reputation? I was brought up to like the Scots and to respect their undoubted contribution to Humanity united under the Flag of Great Britain The Magnificent RegimentS, the Scientists, the Engineers, the able administrators throughout Empire. I enjoyed Holidays there, I had a few of their feisty women and even spent an educational weekend drinking the Saracens Head in Glasgow. However twice recently long established ARRSER Biscuits AB has accused me of bigotry in the way I had casually criticised my Scottish Brethren. After undergoing a period of re-education and self criticism for my thought crimes I realised that Biscuits AB was right I now have a problem with the Scots and the reason why is obvious. For the past ten years a yoke of self serving Evil has held the reins of the UK, the majority of this cabal has been Scottish neer-do-wells unable to find honest employment in their home regions, feeding on the corpse of Labours proud traditions. Every time somebody in Parliament declares that black is white, that it will only cost a fraction of what the London School of Economics says, that only 15,000 per year will arrive, that nothing is a problem, that the Army is over funded, all white people are rapists and its all Tory lies; the chances are it will be done in a thick Scottish Accent. The ongoing damage to Scotlands good name is colossal, the accent is fast becoming synonymous with political spivery of the worst sort, it is only the actions of Scottish Soldiers and a certain baggage handler in Glasgow that has kept the Traditional reputation alive. What is to be done?