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Is my dog a racist?

#1
Lately it strikes me that my dog,a Shetland Sheepdog, starts barking and growling against people of the Arabic origin when they pass by.
I payed close attention if she does this to people from other descent,but to no such extend.
Is she a racist,and more important,can she be prosecuted for that matter?
 
#4
Yes, it is. In todays anti-offensive society, you must take the dog round the back of the pub, give her a cigerette, and shoot her.

I'm sure i read somewhere that people of the asian persuasion smell different to Europeans, so dogs from Europe bark at them because they think they're a threat.
 

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#8
I had an old Ginger lab who made up for his obvious defficiencies by chasing anyone who was Eau de nil and had curly hair!
 
#10
duckiciao said:
Yes, it is. In todays anti-offensive society, you must take the dog round the back of the pub, give her a cigerette, and shoot her.

I'm sure i read somewhere that people of the asian persuasion smell different to Europeans, so dogs from Europe bark at them because they think they're a threat.
Only if it's a beagle.
 
#14
wheelchairwarrier said:
ok Il'll fall for it

How does it smell ?

WW
In the name of God, nooooooo!!!

Actually the BBC's Jeremy Vine did have a racist dog. He got it from a rescue home while he was a South Africa correspondent and was dismayed to discover that when he let it off the lead in the local park, it immediately locked on to and savaged the nearest black person.

It had been trained as a guard dog in a white neighbourhood, according to Vine.
 
#16
King_of_the_Burpas said:
Actually the BBC's Jeremy Vine did have a racist dog. He got it from a rescue home while he was a South Africa correspondent and was dismayed to discover that when he let it off the lead in the local park, it immediately locked on to and savaged the nearest black person.

It had been trained as a guard dog in a white neighbourhood, according to Vine.
The guard dog in our compound loves white expats but bring a local nigerian whitin 50 yards and he turns into a slavering killing machine.

You can keep your sit, beg and fetch tricks. Ill have this mutt anyday
 
#17
Hamala Camp Bahrein [1962-64] had a pack of feral Heinz 57 dogs on camp that ignored the resident Para Bn pers but could spot an Arab across the desert at 3 miles and give chase. The pack became so big that eventually some barsteward ordered the RMP to shoot them all including 'Boots' the cartoon stip look-a-like mutt that used to travel in the aircraft when we did our jumping on the Jebel Ali.
 
#18
My brother had a Doberman, that dog hated everyone that was any shade darker than magnolia, I went on holiday to Greece for two weeks, got an amazing tan and nearly paid for it with my life (dog went wild when i got home) took the mutt nearly a month to let me in the house ...until the tan faded! The ironic thing was the said mutt was called Prince (after prince buster) the reggae ska king ....
 
#19
I have a lakeland/border terrier cross with something that goes ballistic when the door goes dead funny watching the Indian takeway delivery drivers get very nervous as hw paws at the door trying to get out. Did know of a full screw in one of the dets who had a yorkie which hated germans even though the dog was born there
 
#20
Mate used to have a Rotty in germany that hated germans. Just knew who was british and how was fatherland.

Old boss had a posh racist dog. Went schizo at any one of non white colouration and at anyone who was in a low paid menial job. Our black cleaner got grief from it on both counts.

Hated owners excuse of that he must have got frightened. Or the classic that the dog couldnt distinguish a persons features if they have a dark face. I then asked the question "So your dog thinks all blacks look the same then". Yes came the answer with no hint that dog was racist. FXXKER barked at shadows as well. Devil dog.............
 

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