Is Moodybitch a Secret Lezzer?

Status
Not open for further replies.
#1
Come on - she is always after me, or fisting, or bum sex. Or is she really just not happy with the bloke she has? He did actually find her having sex with her mam, ran like the wind, and only returned when she agreed to a threesome. Disgusting.

http://www.meada.org/images/images/meth-junkie.jpg
 

Attachments

#3
Dale, I may be fat, old, ugly and desperate....but fcuk me, you've got designs on yerself luv.


I wouldn't do you with a fcuking 12ft pole....half the bleedin army have been through you girl, we can tell that by the stench thats seeps out of you, squelchy.

Why don't you find someone else to rub your rancid minge against, cos I'll never be that desperate.
 
#5
Not a secret - you are all lezzers deep down. You long to get a grip of your girly mates and put on a display for the current man of your choice.

Truth is even lezzers are that way inclined so they can please blokes by putting on a show for us. Am available for hire as cameramen if you need assistance by the way just need camera and some training.
 
#6
ALL chicks are secretly bi, and just itching for a bit of clam-jousting. I know cus a bloke down the pub told me!
 
#7
Moodybitch said:
Dale, I may be fat, old, ugly and desperate....but fcuk me, you've got designs on yerself luv.


I wouldn't do you with a fcuking 12ft pole....half the bleedin army have been through you girl, we can tell that by the stench thats seeps out of you, squelchy.

Why don't you find someone else to rub your rancid minge against, cos I'll never be that desperate.
Dale loves it when you talk dirty to her
 
#8
I'm not taking sides.......

I'll have a pop at you both :D..... Moody has a face like a kicked in watermelon and Dale is that full of glue that when she sneezes she fires more fat than snot.

The thought of the pair of you Lezzing it up makes me want to eat my own sick and paddle in my own entrails. Thank God for buxom twin false breasted American lesbians otherwise we'd have to watch you two deisel dykes flicking each others battered beans.
 
#9
Greengrass said:
Moodybitch said:
Dale, I may be fat, old, ugly and desperate....but fcuk me, you've got designs on yerself luv.


I wouldn't do you with a fcuking 12ft pole....half the bleedin army have been through you girl, we can tell that by the stench thats seeps out of you, squelchy.

Why don't you find someone else to rub your rancid minge against, cos I'll never be that desperate.
Dale loves it when you talk dirty to her
Don't all the girlie like that!!! :twisted:
 
#10
Dale is a girl only because when she was born they had to put some thing on the birth certificate so flipped a coin.
 
#11
Greengrass said:
Dale is a girl only because when she was born they had to put some thing on the birth certificate so flipped a coin.
Lucky for you, it was tails......
 
#12
The thought of the pair of you Lezzing it up makes me want to eat my own sick and paddle in my own entrails. Thank God for buxom twin false breasted American lesbians otherwise we'd have to watch you two deisel dykes flicking each others battered beans.
Cue Roxy
 
#13
you have a lovely tail
 
#14
Greengrass said:
Dale is a girl only because when she was born they had to put some thing on the birth certificate so flipped a coin.
But you poked it anyway? :D :D
 
#15
Murielson said:
The thought of the pair of you Lezzing it up makes me want to eat my own sick and paddle in my own entrails. Thank God for buxom twin false breasted American lesbians otherwise we'd have to watch you two deisel dykes flicking each others battered beans.
Cue Roxy
But Murie, mine are real!!! :D
 
#16
Oh Dale's a female!! all makes sense now as to why she was so facinated with me and chose to bitch over every post I made.......I thought u was a man!! :roll:
 
#17
Moody is exceptionally quiet again. Seething or strumming? And yes my norks (and tail) are real also.
 
#19
ooooh - a bite!!!!

And stop calling me luv - it scares me.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
FunkyNewBlood The NAAFI Bar 0
G The Intelligence Cell 18
Niteventure The Intelligence Cell 7

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top