Is Michael Jackson Still Alive?

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  1. Sky News Linky

    A short video that allegedly shows Michael Jackson stepping out of a Los Angeles coroner's van after his death is doing the rounds on the internet.

    The 29-second clip will doubtless reinforce the view held by conspiracy theorists that the King of Pop's death was an elaborate stunt and that he is still alive and kicking.

    The video, apparently filmed in an underground garage, shows a man being escorted from the back of a white van and through a doorway by a guard.

    The man appears to have the same build and hair as Jackson but his face cannot be seen at any point.

    The person who posted the footage on video-sharing website Live Leak claims to have been given it by a "trustworthy source".

    "This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner," the video description states.

    "I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in."

    However, the van's number plate is not clearly visible at any point during the video and there is no date stamp to indicate when it may have been filmed.

    Is Michael Jackson Still Alive ?
  2. Moved into a beachside condo with Elvis next door to Lord Lucan
  3. ...and just up the road from Robert Maxwell no doubt.

  4. And they take Shergar for a ride on alternate Sundays.
  5. It couldn't be a more fake video if it tried; I am surprised, however, that it took this long for the conspiracy theories to start.
  6. All of them have just left the Condo in a Belfast black cab heading towards Chappaquiddick.
  7. I f*ckin hope he's dead, they buried c*nt!!!
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Shouldn't this be in the Naafi? Or the hole?
  9. With Jade Goody popping in to do the cleaning.
  10. I've seen him. He runs a chip shop in Norwich.
  11. Shit we'll have to go back and finish the job
  12. Yes after planning an elaborate plan possibly costing millions to fake your death rather than stay in your secure house and quietly slip away you would get filmed buy SKY NEWS leaving the coroners van alive... **** OFF GEEKS