Is MDN on Holiday?

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  1. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    From The Metro:

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=65993&in_page_id=2


    From reports on here MDN must have been wearing stilts to have been described as 6 foot though!
     
  2. Wondered where he'd gone. Now we know for sure.
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Did he have a small, blond child under one arm?
     
  4. Horrible creature!

    funny all the same....
     
  5. 14 stone??? MDN is 8stone wet through and wouldn't be seen in public wearing anything less than a gimp mask with built in ball gag! He would also have been noticable for the crocodile clips attatched to his testicles and the small blonde dwarf called Clive impaled on his manhood!
     
  6. He's not on holiday, he's in my pocket.
     
  7. In your back door more like.....
     
  8. Not today.

    He's in my pocket and will stay there until he stops being a naughty boy, i may let him out to play later.
     
  9. Wishful thinking....... get fcuked the lot of you. Apart from Cait, can you feel me chomping your lady garden through your pocket lining?
     
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    No,but I can feel a sh1t coming on! :p