Is Jarrod a proper gayer?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by theoriginalphantom, Sep 19, 2012.

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  1. looking at the evidence so far

    He owns a bedford, a manly, some would say masochistic, truck to drive

    He slept in a bed with 'snuggles' but didn't forcibly anally intrude him, somethat that we all suspect 'snuggles' would have enjoyed.... lots....frequently..

    His interior furninshing advice is 'move it so the dog can't eat it'

    He drinks pints and no sign of drinks containg fruit and umbrellas

    He appears to hate his queer (ginger) partner

    He owns a big dog, not some yappy little rat that has to be carried everywhere

    He makes a lot of noise on the forums about wanting young men and being gay,could his alleged obsession with Tom Daley just be a smoke screen, is he just hiding his true colours, is he ashamed to stand up and say 'I, Jarrod of arrse, am straight'
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  2. Why do you need to know? Something you want to share with the group?
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  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I reckon he's licked more minge Claire Balding.
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  4. Jarrod would shag a jar of pickled whelks on the off chance one of them was male.
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  5. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Are you suggesting that we have our first gay walt in our midst?
  6. we've had dog walts*, women walts as well as the usual para/sas/marine/commando/CHRS** walts.

    * on rear party

    ** except that one
  7. 1. He puts his penis into men's mouths and bottoms.
    2. He's a nurse.
    3. He goes on arrse crawls.

    Yup he's a proper shit stabber.
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fuck off, I'm not a walt.
  9. I work with a bloke who everyone else thinks is Gay. He has had various nicknames like Handbag, Gloria, Kirk Lavender, Lukewarm etc; but he is definitely straight.

    But we tell people 'No. He's not gay, but he helps them out when there busy'
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  10. Why dont you touch your toes, naked, wink at him and put it to the test?
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  11. I think I heard Jarrod singing 'I am what I am'. Is that significant? Can't we just ask him? Do we really need to know? If so why?
  12. Says he doesn't know who Clare Balding is. Further proof of non puff.
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    And he doesn't sound like Julian Clarey.
  14. You lot play nicely while I'm worked to death by Ancient-Mariners much hated NHS. I've to put up some statues of dancing lesbians, after our chief exec saw them at AM's Hospital they all want them.
    I'm sure it's not in my job description.
  15. Can you knock up a quiche at a moments notice too ??