Is Jar Jar the Maude House goat still a Virgin?

#1
I am currently working in Baghdad at Maude House. There is a very affectionate goat here who goes by the name of Jar Jar.
Rumour has it that over the christmas period an Infanteer got lonely and did the obvious with the goat.
Can anybody out there who knows anything about this matter please let me know as i am starting to get lonely and i would like to know what my chances are with Jar Jar

The Gawp
 
#2
The_Gawp said:
I am currently working in Baghdad at Maude House. There is a very affectionate goat here who goes by the name of Jar Jar.
Rumour has it that over the christmas period an Infanteer got lonely and did the obvious with the goat.
Can anybody out there who knows anything about this matter please let me know as i am starting to get lonely and i would like to know what my chances are with Jar Jar

The Gawp

Not another booty :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
#3
Why does it matter? If the goat is a virgin does that mean you will be more gentle and seductive? If the goat has been despoiled will you then be rough with her(?) or will you turn your nose up at sloppy caprine seconds? (Apologies to Le Chevre by the way)

Or are you just looking for ten top tips for goat rogering or busting in? Personally I always leave the halter on...until I have trained the goat to enjoy the caresses... :twisted:
 
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#4
Is this Jar Jar??



looks to me like she hasn’t got any standards, buy her a pint and you may be onto a winner :wink:
 
#6
Goku said:
Is this Jar Jar??



looks to me like she hasn’t got any standards, buy her a pint and you may be onto a winner :wink:
are you really as boring in real life as you come over on arrse?

1 sentence per post, mostly sh1te, i dont know why you bother really.

i bet you even think you are amusing?
 
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#7
skeletor said:
are you really as boring in real life as you come over on arrse?

1 sentence per post, mostly sh1te, i dont know why you bother really.

i bet you even think you are amusing?
Seeing as your more recent posts (42 post of dullness I might add) have been nothing but 2 or 3 sentences, you sound very much like the pot calling the kettle… :roll:

I noticed you’ve thrown the exact same teddy at RCSignals, chip on your shoulder perhaps??

Back in your box Susan, I care not :D
 
#9
Good point well presented TopCat.
Just a quick update on the goat, on a thorough examination by an unnamed vet it appears Jar Jar has been penetrated at some point in its life, he failed to conclude if it was by man or beast or a combination of the two.
A DNA test was unable to discover the bearer off the sperm residue on poor Jar Jar's anus but the search has now been narrowed down to either a soldier in the Royal Irish or a rabid bear, as the DNA of the two are generally very close we are unable to get a conclusive answer.

The Gawp
 
#10
Goku said:
skeletor said:
are you really as boring in real life as you come over on arrse?

1 sentence per post, mostly sh1te, i dont know why you bother really.

i bet you even think you are amusing?
Seeing as your more recent posts (42 post of dullness I might add) have been nothing but 2 or 3 sentences, you sound very much like the pot calling the kettle… :roll:

I noticed you’ve thrown the exact same teddy at RCSignals, chip on your shoulder perhaps??

Back in your box Susan, I care not :D
just shows, you are a boring cnut to even checked up on what i had previously posted.i post when i have something to say, not because i like to see my name in print. i bet you have a pet pte/lcpl who is your best mucker that is impressed with everything you have done.
betting you are a scaley tech. :roll:
 
#11
skeletor said:
just shows, I am a boring cnut
Couldn't have said it better myself. :p

Close the door on your way out, after you have got your coat.

Take care now!!!
 
#12
Dale the snail said:
skeletor said:
just shows, I am a boring cnut
Couldn't have said it better myself. :p

Close the door on your way out, after you have got your coat.

Take care now!!!
now that is definately pot and kettle. how many posts? how many of use? i have probably 1 more useful post than you have ever produced
 
#13
skeletor said:
Dale the snail said:
skeletor said:
just shows, I am a boring cnut
Couldn't have said it better myself. :p

Close the door on your way out, after you have got your coat.

Take care now!!!
now that is definately pot and kettle. how many posts? how many of use? i have probably 1 more useful post than you have ever produced
Is yours the brown coat? Take it and leave.
 
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#14
skeletor said:
It just shows you are a boring cnut to have checked up on what I had previously posted. I post when I have something to say, not because I like to see my name in print. I bet you have a pet pte/lcpl who is your best mucker that is impressed with everything you have done.
Betting you are a scaley tech. :roll:
There, that’s a little better :wink:

Wrong on all accounts mate.
As far as I know, no one from my unit knows who I am. Only a few friends from this site know who this call sign is, and I’m certainly not a scaley tech :D

Do you honestly think I care what a non-entity like you has to say??
You might like to try contributing a little more to this site before you try criticising what I post.

Do one cnut, you're boring.

Regards

Goku :wink:
 

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#15
The_Gawp said:
I am currently working in Baghdad at Maude House. There is a very affectionate goat here who goes by the name of Jar Jar.
Rumour has it that over the christmas period an Infanteer got lonely and did the obvious with the goat.
Can anybody out there who knows anything about this matter please let me know as i am starting to get lonely and i would like to know what my chances are with Jar Jar

The Gawp
Jealousy is just so unattractive :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 
#16
Goku said:
skeletor said:
It just shows you are a boring cnut to have checked up on what I had previously posted. I post when I have something to say, not because I like to see my name in print. I bet you have a pet pte/lcpl who is your best mucker that is impressed with everything you have done.
Betting you are a scaley tech. :roll:
There, that’s a little better :wink:

Wrong on all accounts mate.
As far as I know, no one from my unit knows who I am. Only a few friends from this site know who this call sign is, and I’m certainly not a scaley tech :D

Do you honestly think I care what a non-entity like you has to say??
You might like to try contributing a little more to this site before you try criticising what I post.

Do one cnut, you're boring.

Regards

Goku :wink:
think again, if thats the best you can do is pick up grammar and spelling, well good on you, oh and by the way non-entity's what have you actually contributed to the site beside utter drivel? that would not amuse an acf cadet. so you must be a 20 year old who goes home to mummy every weekend then? oh wait you contributed and had to let everyone know by taking medals..only ones you have is it?
 
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#17
My my, you’re a small little man.

I donate a small amount to this site every month because I love ARRSE no, not in the same way that you love arrse and feel that the COs deserve our support for providing such a brilliant service. I do not donate to receive medals or big myself up, I’ve continued to donate long after I was given my ADC. Not exactly the actions of someone interested in internet medals is it??

If you don’t like me or what I post then



Grow up child, this is only the Internet. Deal with it.

Didn’t Dale already hand you your coat??
 
#18
Fear not young Sir. we in the valleys ever aware of the temptations being offered to our troops in foreign climes by the shameless foreign hussy's are responding.

Please expect a tastefully wrapped brown paper squirming package soon.

This picture is for illustration purposes only, some models will not come with bluetooth.

 
#19
I believe I have seen footage of the aforementioned Jar Jar, had a vidclip of two males violating a goat at night in Iraq somewhere, cant find it for the life of me but there was a recce post watching the dirty little buggers
 
#20
tafmad said:
Fear not young Sir. we in the valleys ever aware of the temptations being offered to our troops in foreign climes by the shameless foreign hussy's are responding.

Please expect a tastefully wrapped brown paper squirming package soon.

This picture is for illustration purposes only, some models will not come with bluetooth.

You can get your coat too, you boring shite.
 

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