Is it wrong

#1
To enjoy tupping your other half whilst wearing her shreadies? :oops:
It's the feel of the silk that does it for me.

If it helps my defence from a firm slagging, it was her idea! :D
 
#2
verticalgyro said:
Is it wrong
To be turned on
By a face
On a milk carton?
Not if the little darling is playing hide and seek in your understairs cupboard.

It's my turn to hide now Maddie! :D
 
#3
mucus2 said:
To enjoy tupping your other half whilst wearing her shreadies? :oops:
It's the feel of the silk that does it for me.

If it helps my defence from a firm slagging, it was her idea! :D
When you say "her".........




Unless you have piccies of course?
 
#4
verticalgyro said:
Is it wrong
To be turned on
By a face
On a milk carton?
"I never new missing kids could be so damn sexy..."
 
#5
Cuddles said:
verticalgyro said:
Is it wrong
To be turned on
By a face
On a milk carton?
"I never new missing kids could be so damn sexy..."
Pick and mix also on notice boards outside Tesco.
Damn there was a good looking one missing posted today..... :p
 
#7
mucus2 said:
Cuddles said:
verticalgyro said:
Is it wrong
To be turned on
By a face
On a milk carton?
"I never new missing kids could be so damn sexy..."
Pick and mix also on notice boards outside Tesco.
Damn there was a good looking one missing posted today..... :p
Will you be giving her back when you have finished with her?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#8
I called Childline, they wouldn't deliver.
 
#10
PrinceAlbert said:
What's the no1 reason for peadophilia in the UK???????

sexy children

TAXI!!
Fair call actually.
In my youth they were really un-sexy.
These days, is it any wonder there are problems ...



... especially when I'm driving.
 
#12
B_AND_T said:
I called Childline, they wouldn't deliver.
I had the same problem with the smoking helpline.

Not impressed when I told then I'd run out of fags and was in a strange town.

Feckers put the phone down on me! 8O
 
#13
mucus2 said:
B_AND_T said:
I called Childline, they wouldn't deliver.
I had the same problem with the smoking helpline.

Not impressed when I told then I'd run out of fags and was in a strange town.

Feckers put the phone down on me! 8O
The blood donor people were downright rude too. I only wanted a few litres to scare kids with... 8)
 

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