Is it wrong

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mucus2, Aug 21, 2009.

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  1. To enjoy tupping your other half whilst wearing her shreadies? :oops:
    It's the feel of the silk that does it for me.

    If it helps my defence from a firm slagging, it was her idea! :D
  2. Not if the little darling is playing hide and seek in your understairs cupboard.

    It's my turn to hide now Maddie! :D
  3. When you say "her".........

    Unless you have piccies of course?
  4. "I never new missing kids could be so damn sexy..."
  5. Pick and mix also on notice boards outside Tesco.
    Damn there was a good looking one missing posted today..... :p
  6. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    None of the above are wrong unless you enjoy it.

    Then you could be dammned to eternal Hell-Fire.
    Or just be a typical ARRSEr.
  7. Will you be giving her back when you have finished with her?
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I called Childline, they wouldn't deliver.
  9. What's the no1 reason for peadophilia in the UK???????

    sexy children

  10. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Fair call actually.
    In my youth they were really un-sexy.
    These days, is it any wonder there are problems ...

    ... especially when I'm driving.
  11. What a let down Baden-Powell's book, 'Scouting for Boys' was

    Thought it was going to be an autobiography !
  12. I had the same problem with the smoking helpline.

    Not impressed when I told then I'd run out of fags and was in a strange town.

    Feckers put the phone down on me! 8O
  13. The blood donor people were downright rude too. I only wanted a few litres to scare kids with... 8)