Is it wrong to shag a mongy bint?

#1
Dearly assembled
I have managed to gain a stalker of the female variety. A good thing you might say? Ordinarily, yes, but this one is a little strange. You see she's petite, blonde, pretty and whilst not a full-on window licker she talks to herself under her breath and sits for hours and say nothing, just looking creepy.

So I beseech you, men of the ARRSE, would you shag a mongy chick?
 
#2
If you have to ask then you are either gay, or bragging about her stalking you. or both.
 
#3
the_moff said:
Dearly assembled
I have managed to gain a stalker of the female variety. A good thing you might say? Ordinarily, yes, but this one is a little strange. You see she's petite, blonde, pretty and whilst not a full-on window licker she talks to herself under her breath and sits for hours and say nothing, just looking creepy.

So I beseech you, men of the ARRSE, would you shag a mongy chick?
(my bold) Bloody Hell! What's to complain about?
 
#4
The only information you need to make your decision is the word 'she'.

Gayer.
 
#9
You are right to feel concerned. This young girl obviously has issues and, to be fair, if you were to consent to a relationship you will only be taking advantage of her. This may well lead to loss of self esteem for yourself and will undoubtably lead to depression issues for the young lady. For her the consequences could develop into serious mental health issues in later life. I would suggest that rather than take advantage of a quick sexual encounter which would morally corrupt you, you would do better to become her friend. This way you could offer councel and perhaps steer her in the right direction *.




* For the right direction please pm me for my post code.
 
#10
I let a deaf bird suck me off, when my sister found out she told my mam on me?
who thinks I'm sick, she was only deaf and a bit dumb!
So your going straight to hell.

just a point having re-read, my sister was not the deaf bird sucking me off, that would be wrong, cos she's hanging.
 
#11
Bang her so hard her little round glasses steam up!
 
#12
If she swallows spunk no way can it be wrong. Why ask such a question in here?
 
#13
My mate used to regularly shag a deaf bint from Reading, a looker too. She's blow him off while he was reading Razzle. When he got bored he'd switch porn on full blast until he emptied in her mouth. The whole block would hear it, although I think I'm the only one who sychronised my orgasm with his.
 
#17
Shag it!
If it's crap - thin it out and just deny you ever did.
If it's a good shag - keep it chained in your locker and deny you ever did.

Get your camera out and smash it all over the place.

You could do a weekly photo. Have a poll on here to see what Arrsers want here dressed up in and then post the pics on here and be a legend for ever! :worship:

If you don't fuuck her you be gayyer than a gay thing! :p
 
#18
she might surprise ya mate, people like that tend to be the best in bed, also horny little feckers they are, i got a thumb jammed up my ring once... :x she was still a jolly good fu*k :D
 

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#19
Rampant won't post advice, on this one (for once), cos he's feelin shit about just ballsing up a great shag ( :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x ) ask or don't ask, but I so just feecked it.

Having said that I agree with K. you may have just ducked a shaged but you have avoided a napalm issue.
 
#20
the_moff said:
Dearly assembled
I have managed to gain a stalker of the female variety. A good thing you might say? Ordinarily, yes, but this one is a little strange. You see she's petite, blonde, pretty and whilst not a full-on window licker she talks to herself under her breath and sits for hours and say nothing, just looking creepy.

So I beseech you, men of the ARRSE, would you shag a mongy chick?
Wrong? I thought it was compulsory!!!

Just don't get her up the stick
 

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