Dearly assembled I have managed to gain a stalker of the female variety. A good thing you might say? Ordinarily, yes, but this one is a little strange. You see she's petite, blonde, pretty and whilst not a full-on window licker she talks to herself under her breath and sits for hours and say nothing, just looking creepy. So I beseech you, men of the ARRSE, would you shag a mongy chick?