IS IT WRONG TO FANCY SOMEONE ON THE BASIS OF THEIR USERNAME?

#1
Charlotte_Roberts does it for me - in my head anyway - I've got her pegged as a sexy svelt fox, perhaps like that girl from Neighbours who went on to become a singer (Stephs sister, i think she does the Reverse Charges advert) ... anyway

Who on here does it for you - mental image anyway?
 
#2
onfire said:
Charlotte_Roberts does it for me - in my head anyway - I've got her pegged as a sexy svelt fox, perhaps like that girl from Neighbours who went on to become a singer (Stephs sister, i think she does the Reverse Charges advert) ... anyway

Who on here does it for you - mental image anyway?
Charlotte is a North Sea fisherman called Kevin.

It's amazing how wrong your perceptions can be, I still imagine Tricam to be a civilian who posts continuously on a military based website, ohh, he is.....................
 
#3
You do onfire...........................I get a mental image of sloshing unleaded all over your head then casually flicking a match toward your terrified face. Maybe that'll teach you stop indulging in a roundabout way of cyber flirting with C_R who is actually a 22 stone labourer from Dudley called Barry.
 
#4
door_bundle - is that the form a window-licker takes when ejected, bound in binbags, from a fast moving car?

no flirt - just comedy - it would make ME laugh if CR was a welder from wigan
 
#5
Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
You do onfire...........................I get a mental image of sloshing unleaded all over your head then casually flicking a match toward your terrified face. Maybe that'll teach you stop indulging in a roundabout way of cyber flirting with C_R who is actually a 22 stone labourer from Dudley called Barry.
No, Geordie got it right, I'm a fisherman but I drop my line in the Irish sea, not the north.
 
#6
Charlotte_Roberts said:
Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
You do onfire...........................I get a mental image of sloshing unleaded all over your head then casually flicking a match toward your terrified face. Maybe that'll teach you stop indulging in a roundabout way of cyber flirting with C_R who is actually a 22 stone labourer from Dudley called Barry.
No, Geordie got it right, I'm a fisherman but I drop my line in the Irish sea, not the north.
I like the cut of your jib Charlotte, you've got spunk....................here we go again!
 
#7
onfire said:
door_bundle - is that the form a window-licker takes when ejected, bound in binbags, from a fast moving car?
No, you're thinking of "disposing of a recently skinned and gutted whore who took the p1ss out of my budgie tongue c0ck."
 
#8
Onfire....drag yourself onto an arrse crawl..meeting people in the flesh almost makes you want to cancel your membership....imagine my surprise to find that sixtyfootdoll, isn't sixty feet at all. But auld yin unfortunately is definitely auld. oddly enough though, hitlerwasabitnaughty does look like shrek
 
#9
I love DBMk11 as I'm sure he's really a she and looks like Joanna Lumley......any chance of a double bagger shag DB ?
 

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