Is it too soon, nah

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Dec 14, 2012.

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  1. Possiblely too sick even for here
  2. Wtf?

  3. Possiblely' Nah, your attempt at spelling 'possibly' was a bit naff, but unless you and Jimmy Saville are bosom buddies.......
  4. Got bosom's? too old.
  5. I would suspect a joke over the shootings in Conneticut. Yes it will always be too soon.

    The King's Cross fire jokes came out before the fire brigade had put their kit away. This one, like Aberfan will never have a funny one liner.
  6. I believe it related to cheap toys on offer in Conneticut..................................fuckin hell!
  7. Well that was a bit of an anticlimax.
  8. I didn't though.
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  9. Obama was talking about it and blubbed on USA TV. Too many mass shootings seems to be the call to arms (pardon the pun), interesting to see how he handles the whole right to bear arms thang.
  10. It's a New World Order plot to emasculate the Citizen, false flag, Manchurian Candidate Federal plant to allow a legal seizure of citizens firearms. (Someone has probably beaten me to that one)
  11. Spill it you fucking homo!
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  12. Jesus Christ, I come to this section to chortle at shit jokes... with these replies I just feel fucking depressed.

    Sort it the fuck out!
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    What hums under the Welsh mountains ?