Is it time for the British Army to say sorry to you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I feel it is.

    1) Knacking a perfectly good pair of Calvin Klein gold rimmed green tinted sun shades when some horrible cunt dressed in green whacked me around the ears from the back seat and they went flying out the window into the path of some huge great monster tracked thing that was coming along behind and they got completely minced. I squinted for the rest of the afternoon.

    Say you are sorry British Army, you heartless brutes.
     
  2. Dear Iron Duke,

    With all due respect, please feel free to fuck right off!

    Love,
    The Army.
     
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Dear The Army,

    With all due respect, please feel free to shrink

    We could have a chat about the £155 my minced shades cost me? Maybe I could have a word with a chum. No promises mind.

    I remain, yours et cetera...

    TheIronDuke