No...really?!?! Is it??!! Yesterday in the pub, the slow Norris of the bar world eventually rocked up to my table with the food that I'd ordered and pipes up with... "would you like some cutlery?" WTF?!! What do you think?? I left my racing spoon in my other jacket today, and don't really fancy using my fingers for steak and ale pie. OF course I'd like some cutlery!! Not 20 mins ago, I was putting some fuel in my car, and the price came to Â£20.07. I walk in, and the bloke behind the counter says.....wait for it.....the quicker ones amongst you will know what's coming. "do you have the 7p?" Now.....as much as like to have my trousers being pulled down by 3.4 kilos of shrapnel do you not think that I'd offer up the 7p if I had it on me?? Now, some of you would say why don't you have some spare coins in your car? The answer is that I hate the clinking, and wooshing around they do when I'm trying to impersonate which ever rally driver happens to be alive this week. Is it "askafcukingstupidquestion week?" Please tell me it is.