You come to ARRSE. You repeatedly get abuse. It can't be much fun. But I notice that you're not like other Yanks. Dare i say it? You're Anglicised. Are you trying hard? Or is it ancestry coming out? Are you reverting to to your roots? Do you put on a show for ARRSE? Or do your neighbours notice that you're, well, a bit different? Prefer tea to coffee? Laugh without the need for prompt boards? Did you stop laughing at Benny Hill when you were 10? Will there be a day when your management adopts your attitude? Please explain.