Ok, back by popular demand, even though I know I'm going to regret this. A hypothetical situation. Imagine that your local pub was just over the road from one the country's last remaining mental institutions. Say, for the sake of argument, that they allowed some of their more tame clients/inmates out of an evening to visit the pub and dribble into their halves all night. Now, if one of these was a big fat bird who could be anything between 40 and 60, muttered and dribbled a lot, had alopaecia and smelt ever so slightly of wee, but that notwithstanding was available and probably didn't know any better. Would it be right to take advantage of her incapacity for a quick session of mind bogglingly sleazy and exploitative sex on a mildewed matress in the skip in the pub carpark? bearing in mind, of course, that her complete and utter lack of any discernable self-respect meant that it be a dead cert to get dry-bum. Not that I would do such a..ahem.. low-life thing of course, just er, curious to hear what you all think Yours from the moral maze Bernoulli.