Right, Just got back in after my blokey right to be on the p1ss, have crawled into bed with a 3/4 semi and have tactically sneeked up on the missus in a classical "spoon" movement. After reciprocating and pushing back against me, I have let the fingers do the walking and have moved south. Imagine the horror when I slipped my piggy like digits into the silk jim jams to find out that it felt like I was doing an impression of LJH and was touching a nappy. I think that it is grossly unfair for the doris not to give you at least 48 hrs notice of the impending leaking. This way I could have pre planned to cheat on her, therefore removing the need to give up after 30 seconds of trying to get her to blow me and come back downstairs to peruse porn and throw one off. I'm sure that she has mentioned something in the past about a "regualar monthly cycle" but fcuk me, what am I, her fcuking PA? How am I supposed to remember? So, what to do in the future? what should the "actions on" be?