Is it dangerous to go to the NAAFI - Then forget?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by westendboy, Mar 7, 2013.

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  1. I`ve recently been banned (O2 tag I guess) from a popular home broadband forum because I`d just been to the NAAFI and completely forgot where I was.

    It seems I called some cunt a cunt and this was frowned upon by the forum mods so they fucked me off.

    The cunts.

    And by the way yes he was a complete cunt.
  2. Nice story.

    Any chance of you dying in a chip-pan fire?
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  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    well mummy should have slapped some sense into you when you were little. allways use cnut unless its face to face and they are noticably smaller than you and out of reach of anything breakable and hand sized.

    stupid cunt.
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  5. That's the thing with the tinterweb. You get to hide but still act like a twat, then the MODS ban you. Oh well... maybe try living in the real world cuntybollocks.
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  7. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    aghhh a much better cl ARRSE (see wot i did there ?) of abuse on here , its a breath of fresh air .
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  9. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    clArrse in a sarfend accent class. is it me ?? rhetorical before you jump on the keyboard of course its fucking me at this time of the morning ... doh .
  10. Did someone say chips?
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  11. Now I understand, CLASS was the keyword.

  12. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    did you know thats tnuc backwards ?
  13. You firing up the actifry?

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  14. Stop whining like a big girls blouse and just join the said forum with the same username but add a 2 at the end of it.