Is it Backwards Day or what?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TaffJ, Jan 15, 2012.

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  1. What did the navy boys do to the pirates after they were captured? Surely they didn't show all of them the golden rivet?
     
  2. made them walk the plank?

    Hat? Check. Coat? Check. And i'm gone.....
     
  3. Marvellous! I suppose that's 13 more we have to feed and house now.
     
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  4. .... or invited one at a time to stick their head through a porthole to see how the ship runs on wheels !
     
  5. yep 13 stinkers...plus families coming to a street near you....payed for by you ...........happy days
     
  6. Haven't heard that one. I'll have to give it a try. ( If I can get on one of those grey boaty things.)
     
  7. Cannot remember where I first heard it but I am sure it is part of recitation which includes .... " Never mind that lad it was just the roll of the ship " .... to which came the pained reply .... " Thank Christ for that I thought it was a roll of Lino " .
     
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  9. Beat me to it, damn!
     
  10. It appears we're a little short of proper warships for some reason.

    What next: hunting skinnies with an SSBN?
     
  11. Capture? What's wrong with surprise swimming lessons?
     
  12. No chance. None left.