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Is it acceptable to bone my OC in training?

#1
The ed centre here is brill - they have imprroved my spelling a lot, in one lessonn. I now its not perfect, but it all makes sense now. if only Grandad had devoted as much time to my three rs as my basic fieldcraft and fighting skills, i would be the perfect knight templar of the modern battlefield.

annyway, the title is self-explanattry: she is a goddess and has helped get my english better. i owe here big time and wander if its ok to give her a trip to heaven. i know she wants it, from the way she held my pencil in the lesson, as she leaned over my desk to 'correct my speeling'. what do you think? waht are the risks? I think the stuff in the food is not affecting my honed body much.
 
#2
I'd say go for it...Many a young lass has advanced their career in the military by knobbing their DS/seniors. In these days of sexual equality, its refreshing to hear the same opportunities being offered to healthy young male recruits......She isnt a Para Captain, is she?
 
#4
Ah ChumpyCheeks!

I would say you should go for it, as the famous Jack Nicholson quote goes - "You can't beat getting a blowjob from someone you have to salute the next moring"

Record the event, stick it on youtube, and put a link on here :D

MB
 
#5
As long as you give her a choice in the matter, I don't see why not. What are you going to do if she isn't as willing as you are?
 
#6
Thanks Lumpy - things move so fast in the regs, its abit scary for a youngster, even with my highlyy devveloped combat senses. Even tho the trainings just a formmality for me, i still need to impress everyone if im to make the unit once ive done a few months in the normal army - im not like these idiots who think theyll join teh SAS direct from basic - i know you need at least six months 'normal' service to provide a cover on your records - im happy to wait that long.

anyway, on topic, your logic seems very fair to me. shes not a para, but shes really fit. i think its a done deal now - she wants me to go to her room tonight for some 'pokey drill'. she keeps asking me why my uniform doesn't fit properly. the NCOs think its cos its not ironed enough, but i know better. shes irresistably drawn to my physique, and keeps taking my hat off -she pretended to throw it on the parade sqaure in a fit of rage this morning, but we know better in our secret hearts. she wants me to 'iron my creases properly', so im going to get her to help me with that little task...filthy minx.
 
#7
Yea go for it and spiderman her at the end with your man fat and see if she manages to wash it all out by first parade the next day :wink:
Only make sure you video it and place on Ytube so we can grade your performance
 
#8
Watch her carefully when she writes anything on the board.

If you can pick out the letters that form the words 'fcuk me chumpy'
from anything she writes then it is ok to give her a pull as she writing to you in code.

This happened to me, and it definitely helps if you get a voice whispering in your ear like radio static telling you to go ahead.

Turned out the message was for someone else, but never mind...
 
#9
As long as you give her a choice in the matter, I don't see why not. What are you going to do if she isn't as willing as you are?
thats a very good point - im pretty confident in my ability to read the fairer sex - no problems there for chumpycheeks thankyou very much, and if big jamie ever says different, he's a lying cnut, ok?

however, accepting, as a born combateer, that we must plan for all eventuallities, thats where combatcat comes in. ive given him basic wardog training - Grandad helped me, as he used them for patrol protection in the Radfan, and said it was brilliant the way they'd 'point' silently if an adoo approached under cover of the velvety desert night, alerting their handler to deal death and mutilation for the glory of Britain.

So i will use some of the issue green string that we tie to our toes in harbour positions, and tie it from my toe to the cats tail. he will take up a combat croauch outside her door. if she should, by any bizarre chance, scream or otherwise make a noise as my manhood is revealed, that will be his signal to adopt the shaolin drunken monkey fighting pose - but hidden above the door lintle.

Any members of the officers mess foolish enough to attempt to intrude on our love tryst will be disembowlled from above, giving me time to smack her upside the head until she shuts up: at that point I will enjoy myself with her supine body of delight for about ten minutes (cat has been timed at 2 hours against 3 doberman pinschers, so I'm good for at least this, I figure)

As I vault into the night from her 5th floor window, the string will break - he knows thats the signal to E&E toot sweet.

Obviously this won't be needed, but as we all now, time spent in planning is seldom wasted. Sound good?
 
#10
Make sure you dont eat in the cookhouse then, as the bromide may take its effect at the moment you most wish to impress her.....If you've already eaten there, I'd suggest a visit to a chemist, and buy some ex-lax. If they still make it in the chocolatey type bars, then about 6 of them should be enough to counter the bromide and enable you to 'spurt' all over her....
 
#11
chumpycheeks said:
As long as you give her a choice in the matter, I don't see why not. What are you going to do if she isn't as willing as you are?
thats a very good point - im pretty confident in my ability to read the fairer sex - no problems there for chumpycheeks thankyou very much, and if big jamie ever says different, he's a lying cnut, ok?

however, accepting, as a born combateer, that we must plan for all eventuallities, thats where combatcat comes in. ive given him basic wardog training - Grandad helped me, as he used them for patrol protection in the Radfan, and said it was brilliant the way they'd 'point' silently if an adoo approached under cover of the velvety desert night, alerting their handler to deal death and mutilation for the glory of Britain.

So i will use some of the issue green string that we tie to our toes in harbour positions, and tie it from my toe to the cats tail. he will take up a combat croauch outside her door. if she should, by any bizarre chance, scream or otherwise make a noise as my manhood is revealed, that will be his signal to adopt the shaolin drunken monkey fighting pose - but hidden above the door lintle.

Any members of the officers mess foolish enough to attempt to intrude on our love tryst will be disembowlled from above, giving me time to smack her upside the head until she shuts up: at that point I will enjoy myself with her supine body of delight for about ten minutes (cat has been timed at 2 hours against 3 doberman pinschers, so I'm good for at least this, I figure)

As I vault into the night from her 5th floor window, the string will break - he knows thats the signal to E&E toot sweet.

Obviously this won't be needed, but as we all now, time spent in planning is seldom wasted. Sound good?
culdnt survive 2 mins wiv my fookin wol tho lol

lyts
 
#14
If you can pick out the letters that form the words 'fcuk me chumpy'
from anything she writes then it is ok to give her a pull as she writing to you in code.
Motorman, that's a great tip: I went back over the notes that Itook in my waterproof goretex covered notebook in the ed centre this morning:

" I want you chumps to keep your arse cheeks out of the mess from now on. it is unacceptable to be a bed wetter like you shower of maggots

Bit pervy, but I like that in a posh bint.

No voices yet, but that may be because my body is a temple, and they'd find it hard to sneak a transmitter in without me noticing and killing the poor average joe trainer entrusted with the task.
 
#16
culdnt survive 2 mins wiv my fookin wol tho lol
Lyts old friend (I hope I can call you that now - it feels like we've been m8s for a lifetime...) I'm sorry, I donn't mean to harp on about this, but you should have picked up from the careful insertion of several clues that this cat is not normal: "E&E toot sweet", "war dogs in the radfan training".

It is a highly trained killer: those doberman pinschers were real dogmeat once he'd finished - and he stalked them upwind, as well.

Sorry m8, didn't want to embarrass my first real friend in the regs, but you need to sharpen your drills up if you're to stay alive for the full 22: gotta read the battlefield signs with eyes as sharp as your little friend's are. Never stop scanning for the danger signs, and get Stryx on a combat wol surveillance course asap. They don't advertise these courses - for obvious reasons - but I 'know a guy' who's got the (classified) DCI with the dates, so if you're interested in improving your team's chances of survival on the 21st century battlefield - drop me a pm. (use my PGP key (see below), so that no one gets hinkey about OPSEC breaches - I don't need that in week one, know what I mean?)

PGP key: 1234BreAKThiSifyouCanYouforeignBastardos1234
 
#17
Sorry guys: cat pointed out that I was breaching his persec big time: its stopped bleeding now, but that's another scar in my collection - I really must remember that he's violent when he goes off on one. It took the waste of two of these big boys to get him to back off:



its an ALS T-429 Tactical Blast Stun Munition: you can get them in packs of ten for about $500: just don't get caught bringing them back in, know what I mean?

The first one set fire to the block, and he caught me with a Peruvian kite strike to the neck as I leaped from the roof half blinded - he'd used the gutters to creep up on me. So I smashed the second one down his throat, and that gave me the split second's distraction I needed to break clean, double back past my tracks - (they were so clear in the virgin morning dew on the perfectly mown grass of the training centre, even a line infantry soldier would have been able to track me) - and covered my back trail from behind the wheelie bins (I've used it as an LUP before - smelly, but that's the sort of thing that deters lesser mortals from doing what's necessary for the hard yards)

As he trotted past me, snarling with rage, coughing the burning smoke from his lungs (not really angry with me, you understand, just cross that he'd been so foolish as to ambush a fellow member of the team without his ressie on) I was able to use the smoke as cover to get close enough to land a Japanese pinch hold on his neck. That gave me enough time to apologise, and point out that he'd never find a partner with the same unique set of combat skills, that makes us such a perfect killing machine when we work together.

luckily this parted the red mists long enough for him to see reason, but I had to agree to modify his picture. Got the boys to bring the specially modded camera in by helo, and bob's your persec! You can't afford to upset highly trained killers like I live with. I should have remembered - I still have the limp from when Grandad's muesli went missing, and that wasn't even me: taught me a lot about resistance to interrogation, that little episode did.
 
#18
chumpycheeks said:
culdnt survive 2 mins wiv my fookin wol tho lol
Lyts old friend (I hope I can call you that now - it feels like we've been m8s for a lifetime...) I'm sorry, I donn't mean to harp on about this, but you should have picked up from the careful insertion of several clues that this cat is not normal: "E&E toot sweet", "war dogs in the radfan training".

It is a highly trained killer: those doberman pinschers were real dogmeat once he'd finished - and he stalked them upwind, as well.

Sorry m8, didn't want to embarrass my first real friend in the regs, but you need to sharpen your drills up if you're to stay alive for the full 22: gotta read the battlefield signs with eyes as sharp as your little friend's are. Never stop scanning for the danger signs, and get Stryx on a combat wol surveillance course asap. They don't advertise these courses - for obvious reasons - but I 'know a guy' who's got the (classified) DCI with the dates, so if you're interested in improving your team's chances of survival on the 21st century battlefield - drop me a pm. (use my PGP key (see below), so that no one gets hinkey about OPSEC breaches - I don't need that in week one, know what I mean?)

PGP key: 1234BreAKThiSifyouCanYouforeignBastardos1234
yr pgp key ds nt work. are u sre that teh ky is rght

Lyts
 
#19
Chumpy you obviously have the potential to go a long way. Why don't you try going. The further the better.
 

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