Is he gay, or secure in his sexuality?

What is our unknown arrser

  • Manly hetro tiger

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  • Gayer than a big bear

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#1
Dear arrsers,
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey...


Imagine, if you will, that you are a young man who has arrived at a party which is in full swing. You have been greeted by men, women and dogs all in varying stages of inebriation. One of the men kisses you. (now to my mind this should have set alarm bells ringing. very large, very loud alarm bells)
As the evening progresses and more alcohol is consumed you are given several choices of sleeping arrangement.

Option 1. sleep in the hostesses bed (older of the two ladies present)
Option 2 sleep in a bed with the younger woman (who has a small waxed moustache)
Option 3. Sleep on the floor
Option 4. Sleep in the bed containing a gay man of the homosexual persuasion.

No names, no pack drill.

Now our 'theoretical hero' went for option 4. what does that make him?
 
#2
#4
A cast iron hetro can sleep in the bloke's bed confident that he is not going to be lying awake all night thinking ...i wonder what gay love is like. He will just get his fat nut down.
 
#5
theoriginalphantom said:
Dear arrsers,
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey...


Imagine, if you will, that you are a young man who has arrived at a party which is in full swing. You have been greeted by men, women and dogs all in varying stages of inebriation. One of the men kisses you. (now to my mind this should have set alarm bells ringing. very large, very loud alarm bells)
As the evening progresses and more alcohol is consumed you are given several choices of sleeping arrangement.

Option 1. sleep in the hostesses bed (older of the two ladies present)
Option 2 sleep in a bed with the younger woman (who has a small waxed moustache)
Option 3. Sleep on the floor
Option 4. Sleep in the bed containing a gay man of the homosexual persuasion.

No names, no pack drill.

Now our 'theoretical hero' went for option 4. what does that make him?
MDN???
 
#7
The_Phantom said:
A cast iron hetro can sleep in the bloke's bed confident that he is not going to be lying awake all night thinking ...i wonder what gay love is like. He will just get his fat nut down.
In that case, why did he leave with spunk in his socks the following morning?
 
#9
By the sounds of it he went for the best looking and most hygenic shag on offer.

However he made the mistake of breaking the first rule of manclub.

'Its only gay if your oppo's find out'.

So for having such shit persec he is obviously a pink hot pants wearing,puddle dodging,cock gobbling,poo pusher.
 
#11
theoriginalphantom said:
Dear arrsers,
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey...


Imagine, if you will, that you are a young man who has arrived at a party which is in full swing. You have been greeted by men, women and dogs all in varying stages of inebriation. One of the men kisses you. (now to my mind this should have set alarm bells ringing. very large, very loud alarm bells)
As the evening progresses and more alcohol is consumed you are given several choices of sleeping arrangement.

Option 1. sleep in the hostesses bed (older of the two ladies present)
Option 2 sleep in a bed with the younger woman (who has a small waxed moustache)
Option 3. Sleep on the floor
Option 4. Sleep in the bed containing a gay man of the homosexual persuasion.

No names, no pack drill.

Now our 'theoretical hero' went for option 4. what does that make him?
A benighted sod, who is having seven streaks of Pish ripped out of him for a VERY poor selection?
 
#12
Wait a minute, he got his fat one down early which was a bit gay, but didnt join any herma in bed,

Avoiding the clutches of slug would surely turn anyone homo

So no fag call but should have put a chair under the door handle
 
#13
originalphantom

I guess he is an utter bender then but by that token, your thread should have been entitled...This bloke I know is an utter bender - let's all point at him, call him names and throw stuff at him. No need for a vote.
 
#14
The_Phantom said:
originalphantom

I guess he is an utter bender then but by that token, your thread should have been entitled...This bloke I know is an utter bender - let's all point at him, call him names and throw stuff at him. No need for a vote.
no this way he has a chance of being voted as 'hetro tiger'

OK no he doesn't really stand a chance, but it looks like he has a chance.
Obviously the manly option would have been to stay awake all night, or sleep in the garden.
 
#15
theoriginalphantom said:
The_Phantom said:
originalphantom

I guess he is an utter bender then but by that token, your thread should have been entitled...This bloke I know is an utter bender - let's all point at him, call him names and throw stuff at him. No need for a vote.
no this way he has a chance of being voted as 'hetro tiger'

OK no he doesn't really stand a chance, but it looks like he has a chance.
Obviously the manly option would have been to stay awake all night, or sleep in the garden.
Ahem, under the gazebo he put up. Wouldn't have just let him sleep in the garden - I'm not that mean.
 
#16
The_Snail said:
theoriginalphantom said:
The_Phantom said:
originalphantom

I guess he is an utter bender then but by that token, your thread should have been entitled...This bloke I know is an utter bender - let's all point at him, call him names and throw stuff at him. No need for a vote.
no this way he has a chance of being voted as 'hetro tiger'

OK no he doesn't really stand a chance, but it looks like he has a chance.
Obviously the manly option would have been to stay awake all night, or sleep in the garden.
Ahem, under the gazebo he put up. Wouldn't have just let him sleep in the garden - I'm not that mean.
Who do you think you are kidding Dale? :wink:
 
#17
Option 4.

Do the gay right up its trumpet, then get it to clean up the mess, then put your order in for breakfast and get your hetero head on the pillow for some well earned rest. There is no other option.

Some of you seem to be a bit confused about your options....... how gay is that?
 
#18
theoriginalphantom said:
Dear arrsers,
I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey...


Imagine, if you will, that you are a young man who has arrived at a party which is in full swing. You have been greeted by men, women and dogs all in varying stages of inebriation. One of the men kisses you. (now to my mind this should have set alarm bells ringing. very large, very loud alarm bells)
As the evening progresses and more alcohol is consumed you are given several choices of sleeping arrangement.

Option 1. sleep in the hostesses bed (older of the two ladies present)
Option 2 sleep in a bed with the younger woman (who has a small waxed moustache)
Option 3. Sleep on the floor
Option 4. Sleep in the bed containing a gay man of the homosexual persuasion.

No names, no pack drill.

Now our 'theoretical hero' went for option 4. what does that make him?
I waxed me tash especially for last night you know!

As for the vote we all know which way I'll have gone and am happy with that choice (it seems unlike our unnamed hero). :D
 
#19
jarrod248 said:
Has there been a civil partnership on ARRSE before?
live in chat maybe? complete with broadcast on Londons Kalling?
 
#20
theoriginalphantom said:
jarrod248 said:
Has there been a civil partnership on ARRSE before?
live in chat maybe? complete with broadcast on Londons Kalling?
Or mebbe in the Swimming Pool at Richmond?

MDN - come on.

Best you do mates rates,,,,
 

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