Is Gimli a War Criminal?

[Gun_Brickie]

From 2002...

Lord of the Rings labelled racist

THE Lord of the Rings trilogy by JRR Tolkien has been denounced as "an epic rooted in racism" by a respected acadmic.

www.scotsman.com

" the bad guys are black, slant-eyed, unattractive, inarticulate and a psychologically undeveloped horde."

Ummmm...

That truly is reading into things that aren't there, and taking a fantasy epic far too seriously.

But at least it's more refreshing than hearing about yet another fcuking comic book movie like The Marvel Universe's Cardboard Man Part π being hailed as a serious literary and cinematic triumph by critics.

 

[RaiderBoat]

It’s a WELL known FACT that only Whitey is racist. Those “Rwandans” are actually European racists wearing black cam cream. Stop propagating racist myths!

 

[Agony_Aunt]

...and their point is?

In case anyone has forgotten Rwanda....

Did they really go through the effort of removing the skin off the skulls?

 

[Excognito]

He was a definite war criminal. He had a killing competition with the Elf and loudly bragged about it.

The monster.

I'll phone The Hague.

You're right. Gimli and Legolas are just a pair of Mukai and Noda walts.

Come to think of it, I don't recall hearing either of them give a warning before initiating combat. "Halt. Armed Elf!" or whatever was on their Green Scroll.

 

[Excognito]

Did they really go through the effort of removing the skin off the skulls?

MREs?

 

[Excognito]

Shaking what?

First Rule of Shake Club - Don't talk about what you're shaking.

 

[Mufulira42]

From 2002...

Lord of the Rings labelled racist

THE Lord of the Rings trilogy by JRR Tolkien has been denounced as "an epic rooted in racism" by a respected acadmic.

www.scotsman.com

" the bad guys are black, slant-eyed, unattractive, inarticulate and a psychologically undeveloped horde."

Ummmm...

IIRC ORC meant Oxford Rugby Club

 

[Civvy Scum]

Don't mention white supremacist Trumpton.

Postman Pat = Hitler.

Fact.

 

[JuniorBod]

From 2002...

Lord of the Rings labelled racist

THE Lord of the Rings trilogy by JRR Tolkien has been denounced as "an epic rooted in racism" by a respected acadmic.

www.scotsman.com

" the bad guys are black, slant-eyed, unattractive, inarticulate and a psychologically undeveloped horde."

Ummmm...

Must have washed

JB

 

[MrBane]

Did they really go through the effort of removing the skin off the skulls?

No effort other than a big vat or boiling water and a tasty soup at the end.

I'm told..

 

[Oyibo]

...and their point is?

In case anyone has forgotten Rwanda....

Truly revolting. But should be shown repeatedly.

 

[Excognito]

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Must have washed

JB

There are a few of them kicking around. I think this one is the CO of 1st The Mordor’s Dragon Guards. I have to say, the orcs appear to be a bit better at combined arms than the opposition.

 

[Mrsheeny]

He was a definite war criminal. He had a killing competition with the Elf and loudly bragged about it.

The monster.

I'll phone The Hague.

Whats William Hague going to do?

 

[Agony_Aunt]

No effort other than a big vat or boiling water and a tasty soup at the end.

I'm told..

I'd have thought it'd be more like peeling spuds.

 

[Mrsheeny]

There are a few of them kicking around. I think this one is the CO of 1st The Mordor’s Dragon Guards. I have to say, the orcs appear to be a bit better at combined arms than the opposition.

I'm sure she gave me Gonoreah in Cyprus.

 

[Excognito]

T

Truly revolting. But should be shown repeatedly.

Nothing new for our species, I think.

 

[JuniorBod]

I'm sure she gave me Gonoreah in Cyprus.

She'd have 'given' you a damn sight more than an STD...

All eight inches of it...

JB

 

[Excognito]

I'm sure she gave me Gonoreah in Cyprus.

Yeah, I'd be thinking the same thing if I saw that coming at me with spear ready for action ...

"Ulp. I think I'm a gonorrhoea!"

 

[lokiuk]

Whats William Hague going to do?

WillIam Vague, probably too busy bumming his SPAD (Allegedly)

 

[Blacula]

@OneTenner has MOT'd worse ?