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Is George Galloway a total C**T?

#1
I have just watched the Big Brother programme on Channel 4 and I find myself almost lost for words. I am no great fan of the programme and have no particular feelings about George Galloway MP or the allegations made about him. However, what I have just watched left me incandescent.
This man, Galloway, is an elected member of parliament. As such he has sworn to uphold those values and standards which are important to ensuring the credibility of the British Parliament and our democratic system.
As a member in the British Army, I too have sworn an oath to uphold those values and standards, to defend HM the Queen and Parliament, even if doing so requires me to make the ultimate sacrifice. Alhtough I would rather I didn't have to.
However if I behaved in the manner that Galloway has over the past 2 weeks on national television, and in particular tonight, I would be facing a court marshal. But George Galloways behaviour goes unchecked and unpunished. I could forgive him pretending to be a cat, or humiliating himself in a unflattering red leotard. But to watch a member of the British Parliament, yet again I may add, bully, harangue and harass a person for no reason other than to bolster his own ego sickened me to the core. He has made threats about what he would do to other members of the show after they leave. And then taunted a recovering alcoholic about being an addict, including shouting “pour me a drink at him”. Would he do the same to Charles Kennedy? It left me aghast and appalled.
How can we be expectedto go into hostile environments to act as a force for good, when we are paying for and being represented by a man like this?
What a total C**T. I want a refund.

Rant Off!!
 
#2
Plus he looks a total knob sucking on those cigars.

Edited to add: Can he be removed from his parliamentary position if all his constituants think he's a tw@t?
 
#4
Yes. He is a CU NT. But also a very litigious one, with enough wit to make it very difficult for anyone to pin anything on him in a court of law. Half of me admires him for taking on the US Senate and embarrassing them for the third raters that they undoubtedly are. But the other half just wants to vomit.

CU NT spelt with a capital CUN.
 
#5
Doctor I'm worried. I have this same dream, every single night.

In my dream I carefully tie a soft silk cloth around an old five pound lump-hammer and then proceed to silently smash it down on George Galloway's sweaty face as he lies bound and terrified on the floor. There is almost no noise, just an occasional grunt as my hand goes up and down and a soft crunch as his skull bones shatter bloodlessly under that strange brown skin. After about ten minutes I pause, wipe a thin line of sweat off my upper lip and look down at my handiwork. His head is like a big bag of frozen sprouts, sagging and without real shape, the smirk gone for ever.

My problem doctor, is that my wife thinks I'm dreaming about having sex. Can you give me something to prevent the erection?
 

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#6
Awol said:
My problem doctor, is that my wife thinks I'm dreaming about having sex. Can you give me something to prevent the erection?
The fact that the fellow (fine, upstanding exemplar of his principles as we all know) is known to be somewhat partial to litigation? Pointed out by ODH above. Careful chaps.
 
#7
Sixtyfootdoll said:
Awol said:
My problem doctor, is that my wife thinks I'm dreaming about having sex. Can you give me something to prevent the erection?
The fact that the fellow (fine, upstanding exemplar of his principles as we all know) is known to be somewhat partial to litigation? Pointed out by ODH above. Careful chaps.
He's going to be pretty busy then. Google brings up 18,600 hits on 'Galloway' and 'W@nker'.
 
#8
Awol said:
Sixtyfootdoll said:
Awol said:
My problem doctor, is that my wife thinks I'm dreaming about having sex. Can you give me something to prevent the erection?
The fact that the fellow (fine, upstanding exemplar of his principles as we all know) is known to be somewhat partial to litigation? Pointed out by ODH above. Careful chaps.
He's going to be pretty busy then. Google brings up 18,600 hits on 'Galloway' and 'W@nker'.
And 441 hits for Galloway and sh1thead. :lol:
 

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#9
Wasn't aimed at you Awol. Was worried by this:

But George Galloways behaviour goes unchecked and unpunished. I could forgive him pretending to be a cat, or humiliating himself in a unflattering red leotard. But to watch a member of the British Parliament, yet again I may add, bully, harangue and harass a person for no reason other than to bolster his own ego
 
#11
I saw that this evening... and found myself shouting CNUT at the tv - my fault for watching it and more so for doing so after a few drinks!
 
#13
I'm sure there was a local councillor somewhere on the south coast whom Private Eye described as 'a conniving little shit'. He sued for libel...and lost, on the grounds that it was true.

He is thus the only man in Britain whom you can call a conniving little shit without any fear of repercussion.

Surely, the High Court would accept that calling Galloway a c*nt is not libel, as the truth is a valid defence?

sm.
 
#14
My dream is that he is sitting in the dock in Bagdhad, saluting Saddam's indefagitability, after a year or so of digging up the mass graves of those filled by his co-defendant. Then the lump hammer al la AWOL:

"In my dream I carefully tie a soft silk cloth around an old five pound lump-hammer and then proceed to silently smash it down on George Galloway's sweaty face as he lies bound and terrified on the floor. There is almost no noise, just an occasional grunt as my hand goes up and down and a soft crunch as his skull bones shatter bloodlessly under that strange brown skin. After about ten minutes I pause, wipe a thin line of sweat off my upper lip and look down at my handiwork. His head is like a big bag of frozen sprouts, sagging and without real shape, the smirk gone for ever. "


Ahh, that would be totally top.
 
#15
Video footage has emerged showing George Galloway shaking hands with Saddam Hussein's son Uday - a alleged rapist, torturer and convicted murderer.The video, obtained by The Sun, shows the Respect MP having a 20-minute meeting with Saddam's eldest son in an Iraqi palace in 1999.

Uday was shot dead by US soldiers in 2003. He was 39. Shame he wasn't still shaking his hand at the time!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/25012006/140/galloway-s-pledge-saddam-s-son.html
 
#16
I haven't seen or heard anything from CBB that makes him anything other than someone that's prepared to participate in CBB and all that it entails. It's not the sort of prog that I'd waste time watching, so am going from 'News' coverage - some of which is hard to avoid.

Having said that, his track record on being a bit too touchy-feely with Saddam leads me to dislike him rather. And his reportedly seditious calls make me think he should die a painful death.

However, I like to think of myself as the voice of reason, so I'd like to think he can give Bliar & Cronies a lot more trouble before he is hauled off and torn to bits by the mob, his innards distributed around Bethnal Green, and thousands of young children dancing on the ashes of his last cigar.

What nursery rhyme could the children be singing about him in a hundred years time?.
 

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#18
I take it the question in the thread title is purely rhetorical ?

smithie said:
I'm sure there was a local councillor somewhere on the south coast whom Private Eye described as 'a conniving little s***'. He sued for libel...and lost, on the grounds that it was true.

He is thus the only man in Britain whom you can call a conniving little s*** without any fear of repercussion.

Surely, the High Court would accept that calling Galloway a c*nt is not libel, as the truth is a valid defence?

sm.
I just tried a quick Google of 'Galloway' and 'conniving little sh1t' and found a doris that seems to adore him.
That said, it was on this site that describes itself as for 'women of independent minds' :lol: and advertises kit under this label:



Perhaps they could sponsor 'The Other Half' forum.
 
#19
Awol said:
Doctor I'm worried. I have this same dream, every single night.

In my dream I carefully tie a soft silk cloth around an old five pound lump-hammer and then proceed to silently smash it down on George Galloway's sweaty face as he lies bound and terrified on the floor. There is almost no noise, just an occasional grunt as my hand goes up and down and a soft crunch as his skull bones shatter bloodlessly under that strange brown skin. After about ten minutes I pause, wipe a thin line of sweat off my upper lip and look down at my handiwork. His head is like a big bag of frozen sprouts, sagging and without real shape, the smirk gone for ever.
That is absolutley bang out of order ........ no noise...???? :x you should get a webcam set up and broadcast it 'pay-per-view' ! ensuring you capture every last smack and crunch of the hammer. :lol:
 
#20
smithie said:
Surely, the High Court would accept that calling Galloway a c*nt is not libel, as the truth is a valid defence?
I can think of several red-faced U.S. Senators that would be happy to provide evidence on your behalf.
 

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