Is downes/"doomandgloom" a monging troll?

Is he a mong/troll

  • Yes - Wish he'd fcuk off

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes - He's good fun to have around

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Crabby, stop drinking and get out more

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    0
#1
Doomandgloom, aka Downes rightly pointed out 99% of NAAFI threads involve pi$$ taking, so I'm just continuing this trend.

He is a mong and a troll, there can really be no doubt about that. The last arrsers to take flack and change username include blondebint and pentwyn.

Does anyone here enjoy his "banter?"

Does anyone lament the introduction of Health and Safety which prevents the natural laws of selection from going about their normal business (you could still go stick your fingers in a socket you know, please?)
 
#3
I for one really like him/her/it, i think its a right laugh, and i hope he doesn't die in a horrible accident like getting his balls caught in a lift door and having them ripped off, and him bleeding to death.

in short he is a pentwyn tipe knob head
 
#4
He's a fooking tit. But Arrse is Arrse and it's not a democracy.

Not that it'll make much difference but I'm going to try to ignore him.
 
#5
Wasn't there a facility where you could block O2 thiefs posts? I know it was for Firefox can't remember (ok can't be bollixed searching)if it was for IE too
 
#6
Death_Rowums said:
He's a fooking tit. But Arrse is Arrse and it's not a democracy.

Not that it'll make much difference but I'm going to try to ignore him.
It's not? Then why the hell have I been giving out free blowjobs to try and rival the power of the COs...?
 
#7
Planky_grandson said:
Wasn't there a facility where you could block O2 thiefs posts? I know it was for Firefox can't remember (ok can't be bollixed searching)if it was for IE too
Yep BFG 9000 knocked it up http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=21581.html.

Only works for Firefox, though he may have made one for IE now, I didn't read the whole post.
 
#8
hallveg said:
I for one really like him/her/it, i think its a right laugh, and i hope he doesn't die in a horrible accident like getting his balls caught in a lift door and having them ripped off, and him bleeding to death.

in short he is a pentwyn tipe knob head
Hallveg, you are such a creep and only want into his/her/it's kecks.

IHMO (and I personally know the chap) despite being extraordinarilly good looking he is actually quite a tool.

Serious note (if I may) re. name change. For one, I did not change it to be anonymous to you all, I doubt if that is possible anyway. I did it due to the constant reference to my mothers maiden surname and the 'syndrome' suffix that a minority choose to add. It did not bother me at school (I dished out a couple of bashings but not for this), rather I have a colleague who's child has DS. I'd hate to think what he would say if he (and many other ARRSE contributors remember) were to read some of the posts. Serious bit over.

Back to the poll. Is doomandgloom really extraordinarilly good looking? If lucky hallweg just might find out.
 
#10
doomandgloom said:
hallveg said:
I for one really like him/her/it, i think its a right laugh, and i hope he doesn't die in a horrible accident like getting his balls caught in a lift door and having them ripped off, and him bleeding to death.

in short he is a pentwyn tipe knob head
Hallveg, you are such a creep and only want into his/her/it's kecks.

IHMO (and I personally know the chap) despite being extraordinarilly good looking he is actually quite a tool.

Serious note (if I may) re. name change. For one, I did not change it to be anonymous to you all, I doubt if that is possible anyway. I did it due to the constant reference to my mothers maiden surname and the 'syndrome' suffix that a minority choose to add. It did not bother me at school (I dished out a couple of bashings but not for this), rather I have a colleague who's child has DS. I'd hate to think what he would say if he (and many other ARRSE contributors remember) were to read some of the posts. Serious bit over.

Back to the poll. Is doomandgloom really extraordinarilly good looking? If lucky hallweg just might find out.
If your colleagues' child turns out to be a kn0b-jockey as well as a mong, will your stock response to other posters change from allegations of homosexuality? As an aside, maybe smearing icecream on ones' c0ck could be a viable alternative to the marmite and dog method espoused on other threads.
 
#11
doomandgloom, you were a public school boy! Explains your constant need to act an arse.
 
#12
Ahhhh disregard my post in the Magnetic thread..... Slow today. Slow most days.

BTW Lovely here in Deutchland, and looking forwards to the hangover on Wed....
 
#15
Filthyphil wrote;

If your colleagues' child turns out to be a kn0b-jockey as well as a mong, will your stock response to other posters change from allegations of homosexuality? As an aside, maybe smearing icecream on ones' c0ck could be a viable alternative to the marmite and dog method espoused on other threads.
Filthy,
Untill you have tried both then i think you should reserve your opinion, you simply cannot beat marmite and a mut however doomandglooms mongey mates kid, would probably be better because he's less likely to bite my weener. so bring him round and ill let him have a go.

edited cos am a bit fick
 
#17
dan_man said:
I always wanted a pet mong to take to mong battles but he has put me off having one now seeing as how persistant they are.
Is that what that Japanese 'Pokemong' phenomenon was all about then? I thought it was childish bollox, but had I known it involved windmilling windowlickers i'd have got well into it. :twisted:
 
#18
hallveg said:
Filthyphil wrote;

If your colleagues' child turns out to be a kn0b-jockey as well as a mong, will your stock response to other posters change from allegations of homosexuality? As an aside, maybe smearing icecream on ones' c0ck could be a viable alternative to the marmite and dog method espoused on other threads.
Filthy,
Untill you have tried both then i think you should reserve your opinion, you simply cannot beat marmite and a mut however doomandglooms mongey mates kid, would probably be better because he's less likely to bite my weener. so bring him round and ill let him have a go.

edited cos am a bit fick
O.K mate, you're on. However, I suspect that doomandgloom has been showing his mates pet mong the delights of his "special finger" and as such cannot be used in an impartial test. What I suggest is that we kidnap an untainted specimen and use the spit-roast technique. You bring the marmite, and I'll bring a strobe light to induce an epileptic fit, the subsequent clenching/unclenching has to be experienced to be believed.
 
#19
filthyphil said:
hallveg said:
Filthyphil wrote;

If your colleagues' child turns out to be a kn0b-jockey as well as a mong, will your stock response to other posters change from allegations of homosexuality? As an aside, maybe smearing icecream on ones' c0ck could be a viable alternative to the marmite and dog method espoused on other threads.
Filthy,
Untill you have tried both then i think you should reserve your opinion, you simply cannot beat marmite and a mut however doomandglooms mongey mates kid, would probably be better because he's less likely to bite my weener. so bring him round and ill let him have a go.

edited cos am a bit fick
O.K mate, you're on. However, I suspect that doomandgloom has been showing his mates pet mong the delights of his "special finger" and as such cannot be used in an impartial test. What I suggest is that we kidnap an untainted specimen and use the spit-roast technique. You bring the marmite, and I'll bring a strobe light to induce an epileptic fit, the subsequent clenching/unclenching has to be experienced to be believed.
ok, we need a plan, cant do it without a plan, oh and a alibi and can i have the tail of the mong cos the thought of a fitting mong with its teeth wrapped round me wee man is quite frankly making me cold!
 
#20
D&V (I mean D&G) said:
I'd be interested to know your opinion of the subject matter, i.e. the threads opening question re. mongs. To be more precise the abhorrent references to downs syndrome sufferers? Thanks.
Crabby, over to you. Methinks the Mong Baiting season is well and truly open now.
 

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