Is Dale (The Snail) A STAB????

Is Dale A STAB??????

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#1
Following a long running spat on the chatrooms, I feel the need to ask the question - Is Dale The Snail a STAB

Answers on a postcard folks!
 
#2
Leave my fiancee alone you twit.
 
#3
Bill, you should know better than to ask questions about anyone, let alone a question concerning the Special Forces.

We value Persec here, or didn't you know that?

Tit.
 
#5
'Kin Hell. Take a chillpill, Mk1, for the use of - Dale asked me to post this.

It's all in the name o' bunter!
 
#6
Bill_Bones said:
'Kin Hell. Take a chillpill, Mk1, for the use of - Dale asked me to post this.
It's all in the name o' bunter!
Inside job huh? How deep have you penetrated?
 
#7
I heard dail was the second Ba'vo two zero bird. you know the muslim one.

Warning no muslims were harmed or insulted in the making of this post. Please don't set fire to my house!

Edit due to spelling mongness
 
#8
Bad_Crow said:
I heard dail was the second Ba'vo two zero bird. you know the muslim one.

Warning no muslims were harmed or insulted in the making of this post. Please don't set frire to my house!
I got some of your mail that was sent to my place by mistake.Where do you live again?
 
#10
Bad_Crow said:
Devil_Dog said:
I got some of your mail that was sent to my place by mistake.Where do you live again?
10 Downing Street, London. Feel free to come in. I'll leave the door open. Bring a knife!
Ok.The package says "Anthrax enclosed." I'll go ahead and run it down to you.
 
#12
Bad_Crow said:
"Ins' h'allah"
Can I scream Allahu akbar while you accept the package? Oh, I'm going to need a helicopter to fly me to any destination of my choice.Do you have anything that can get to A Stan without refuelling?
 
#13
Dales got more squaddie DNA in her than the entire gun club. Better men than you have tried to knack her, and they're all currently residing in the basement of Schloss Slug.
Cut your losses son, Dales a (perverted) force of nature, and not to be trifled with!
 
#14
sandmanfez said:
Dales got more squaddie DNA in her than the entire gun club. Better men than you have tried to knack her, and they're all currently residing in the basement of Schloss Slug.
Cut your losses son, Dales a (perverted) force of nature, and not to be trifled with!
Yeah.Apparently she buried her ex husband under the patio.

Why does that turn me on?
 
#15
Devil_Dog said:
Bad_Crow said:
I heard dail was the second Ba'vo two zero bird. you know the muslim one.

Warning no muslims were harmed or insulted in the making of this post. Please don't set frire to my house!
I got some of your mail that was sent to my place by mistake.Where do you live again?
3 Dunedin Close.
 
#16
sandmanfez said:
Dales got more squaddie DNA in her than the entire gun club. Better men than you have tried to knack her, and they're all currently residing in the basement of Schloss Slug.
Cut your losses son, Dales a (perverted) force of nature, and not to be trifled with!
Gosh, you have got me down to a tee. Busy this weekend?
 
#17
Dale the snail said:
Busy this weekend?
I'm sure I can find time for a little tea and casual brutality petal, this time its my turn with the rubber hose and mole grips.
 
#18
Dale the snail said:
sandmanfez said:
Dales got more squaddie DNA in her than the entire gun club. Better men than you have tried to knack her, and they're all currently residing in the basement of Schloss Slug.
Cut your losses son, Dales a (perverted) force of nature, and not to be trifled with!
Gosh, you have got me down to a tee. Busy this weekend?
slug and a trifle? interesting thought......
 
#19
theoriginalphantom said:
Dale the snail said:
sandmanfez said:
Dales got more squaddie DNA in her than the entire gun club. Better men than you have tried to knack her, and they're all currently residing in the basement of Schloss Slug.
Cut your losses son, Dales a (perverted) force of nature, and not to be trifled with!
Gosh, you have got me down to a tee. Busy this weekend?
slug and a trifle? interesting thought......
No my luvverrrrrr, trifle is old news... you are getting way aheeeed of your good self, with or without onions is all you need on your order. Or, as the saying goes, plaited or unplaited. The choice is yours tee hee........
 
#20
MrsDarthspud said:
theoriginalphantom said:
Dale the snail said:
sandmanfez said:
Dales got more squaddie DNA in her than the entire gun club. Better men than you have tried to knack her, and they're all currently residing in the basement of Schloss Slug.
Cut your losses son, Dales a (perverted) force of nature, and not to be trifled with!
Gosh, you have got me down to a tee. Busy this weekend?
slug and a trifle? interesting thought......
No my luvverrrrrr, trifle is old news... you are getting way aheeeed of your good self, with or without onions is all you need on your order. Or, as the saying goes, plaited or unplaited. The choice is yours tee hee........
Luvveeer, I like my hot dogs with raw onions and a bit of Tommy K and English Mustard.

I think I know what STAB stands for now.

Skinny Tall Anorexic Babe.

Like fuck am I a weekend warrior. No offence Part Timers.
 

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