What an excellent weekend of sport that was ... if you happened to be Jonny Foreigner. What exactly are we good at anymore? Perhaps we could turn complaining, growing fat or talking about who won celebrity X Factor-Dancing-In the Jungle-On Ice-Weight Loss-On Horseback-Idol into National sports. I was all geared up for a decent weekend of basking in England/Britain's glory and sticking two fingers up to the "old enemy". Instead i have to put up with the Duchess saying "Well at least England are second in the world". Second in the world?! What's the fcuking point in that?! I wanted us to be first. It all couldn't have happened on one day either, oh no, the pain of it all had to be dragged out of the whole weekend. I even tuned into one of the most boring sports going, p1ssing Formula 1, in the vain hope that we might win something.