spotted this while perusing the Daily Mail:- Team Badger is a coalition of groups united to stop the badger cull and it is being supported by Brian May, Queen guitarist. Now, quite apart from the Brian May/Anita Dobson thing (and you never see them in the same room, do you? eh?), is Brian actually up for saving the badgers? If I was a badger and I wanted a top-flight guitarist to serenade me then Brian would be top of my list. But someone to save me and my black'n'white furry chums from a gang of heavily-armed hairy-arsed Gloucester farmers? Hmmm. I can't help thinking that if I was Bill Badger, then someone like Jean Claude Van Damme would be a much better patron. So, if you found your family and friend subject to a cull, which celeb would you like to have throw themself in front of the bullets and why?