If someone is of the arrse licking type they are going to do it by any means they can and by any medium. You can't stop it, whether it's buying beers in the mess for select people, laughing at crap jokes and always saying yes to stupid ideas from the top.
If you try to say no brown nosing, you may be able to put people off blatant 'agreeing no matter what' in posts, but you can brown nose just as effectivly by not posting and 'not dis-agreeing'?
The slimy b4stards get everywhere and you'll never stop them
Eh? Do you mean that...gulp...there are powerful and influential people on this website...aw...gush....I'm awestruck!
You know something, Real Yasser, one could almost believe that you're in a place where one could easily be privy to mind-numbing, arrse-licking, important information. Wow...can I have your autograph? I want to forge it to get cashback next time I'm in B****ford.
Er...presumably these posts get attached to your folder on the promotion boards?
Ah...VFT...what a great thread. ......think I'll get little CD business cards made up "obnoxious b'stard - have USB memory stick will travel"
I can see it bites somewhat at it being suggested that you have your name engraved on the bottom of your boots. I am however glad to see youre back to your old self; I see that SMS has over ridden the desire for VFT (I believe this abbreviation stands for Valuable Face Time and is referred to as a Skidism, although the reason for which escapes me) or its just embarrassment over being caught with your nose in a lovely shade of brown.
Is cot was right-and cot to mine, said Files-on-Parade.
Es sleepin out an far to-night, the Colour-Sergeant said.
Ive drunk is beer a score o times, said Files-on-Parade.
Es drinkin bitter beer alone, the Colour-Sergeant said.
They are hangin Danny Deever, you must mark im to is place,
For e shot a comrade sleepin - you must look im in the face;
Nine undred of is county an the Regiments disgrace,
While theyre hangin Danny Deever in the mornin.