Is AK winding us all up?

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  1. Well, I think he is, check this out -

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    Post 42

    Did he let the veneer slip on purpose?
    the post is not the usual incoherent claptrap!

    Come on, AK, fess up, you Cnut!
  2. I suspect he of course is tropper.
  3. My money's on Wedge (who was invented by Tropper)
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  4. I think someone sussed this in a comment a while back. No one took it up and AK did not confirm.
  5. Other questions requiring an answer..

    1...Do bears shit in the woods?
    2...Is that Pope bloke a Catholic?
    3...Do fat birds shag for chips?

  6. Well do they??
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  7. Do not spoil my fantasies,,,,AK is a genuine honest to goodness muslim cnut,,,,and he is as real to me as Father Christmas (don't you dare..)....
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  8. I am convinced of Three things with regards to this:

    1) He is not an Afghan or a journo
    2) He is an ARRSErs alter ego
    3) He is a knob, whoever he is.

    I find it odd that he hasnt been tagged yet...... I also think that if we all put him on radio silence, he would soon do one......
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Rhetorical question, n'est ce pas?
  10. i'm not sure still looks like it was written by borat.
  11. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Person with form for wind-ups (i.e. missing medals, etc), is Bravo Bravo.

  12. I once hit a man for speaking French - Gene Hunt

    Quentin Hapsburg: You do speak French don't you?
    Lt. Frank Drebin: Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way
  13. Dear Morsk...I guess your weakness is shown to all here.

    1)I am a Afghan who served in Zapad GRU in Chechnya in 2007...a Pashtun as a matter of fact. Not a journalist. Za Pashtin ya...ta kho perikh kwanee dala zai yeee.(I am a Pashtun...and your a total bend over son of a twat).

    2) I am a member of ARSE and MOD's have my IP address...and I have spoken to them when I clarified who I am in regards to my banning.

    3) I do have a Knob...but sadly Unlike you I am not a Knob Jockey.

    Well...You shouldnt react with petty comments whenever I post...Its not me who wants attention...its cunts such as you who posts such threads to attract attention towards me.

    I dont even post much...and most of my comments reflect my sense of can even ask Julie my goat if you want.

    I can say it again...I am not a wind up. I am here just to make friends and actually enjoy the sense of humor some of you guys have.

    Just because I oppose Taliban and Islamic Extremism,which you guys supported in the 70's in Afghanistan, doesnt mean I am not qualified to be an Afghan.
  14. .....and some cup 'a' soups, tomato or chicken, not the cheap ones.....