There's something really quite comforting in knowing your not the only one!!!AFKAC said:I was getting more and more desperate, as I was driving up and down country roads, praying with increased futility that I was going to spot a "Little Thief" sign, so that I could run in and ruin the bog. As it dawned on me that I wasn't going to make it, I started looking for somewhere to pull over. As my gut did it's last flip I saw a little pull in. It wasn't even a lay-by, just somewhere where tractors pull over to let traffic get past, when they can be arrsed.
I slammed the anchors on and pulled out my standby Andrex from the glove compartment. I then realised how busy the fcuking road was, offering minimal cover for my shi-tting activities. Thanks to my army training, I was able to think quickly under pressure. I opened the front and rear passenger doors from the inside, creating a screen, then turned round and squatted on the front passenger seat. I was able to drop the lot on to the side of the road, whilst peering over the headrest to check for coppers.
Have unfortunately had two occasions when I have had to adopt said posture. It's amazing how quickly you can carry out 'immediate dump' drills when you have to!!
NEVER travel without emergency bum wipe pack