I have just discovered the official name for my fear of dwarfs is nanophobia! At the age of 27 I can't even watch Charlie & the Chocolate Factory cos of those ferkin oompa loompa's and if I see one in the street I have to cross the road. I don't know what caused this fear but I have lived with it since a child. My boss however, thinks its fcukin hilarious! Do any of the ARRSE members suffer from a ridiculous fear of anything?