Ironing Kit

[MoonMan]

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[Flash MacTavish]

Plug the iron in.

 

[endure]

And let it get hot.

 

[hotel_california]

Iron uniform before putting it on.

 

[BoxKickerSubs]

Unplug your phone when operating the iron.

 

[spaz]

Don't iron it.

There are no straight lines in nature, razor sharp creases could give your position away.

If anyone asks why you haven't ironed it just tap your nose and say 'snipers'. You'll be an NCO in no time.

 

[Auld-Yin]

Press, not iron!

 

[Equinox]

And put your phone on silent while you are ironing, in case you burn your ear, when it rings ............

 

[MoonMan]

To hotel_california:
Who said I had already worn it.

 

[MoonMan]

Right then, guess I'm just going to get uninformative remarks from utter pricks.

 

[hotel_california]

Right then, guess I'm just going to get uninformative remarks from utter pricks.

Your admin might be shite but you are a fast learner...

 

[arfah]

Right then, guess I'm just going to get uninformative remarks from utter pricks.

Welcome to ArRSe!

 

[Alan Partridge]

Don't worry about it. Ironing kit and having any sort of military bearing or self awareness is highly discouraged in the ACF, so just do whatever you feel best.

 

[spaz]

Right then, guess I'm just going to get uninformative remarks from utter pricks.

 

[MoonMan]

Don't trust that I'm being told not to press/iron it when both instructors and the senior cadets in my detachment said that I had to.

 

[spaz]

Don't trust that I'm being told not to press/iron it when both instructors and the senior cadets in my detachment said that I had to.

Yeah but what do they know.

Ask them if they've ever had an RPG fired at them. If they say no tell them to fúcking jog on.

 

[Flash MacTavish]

Right then, guess I'm just going to get uninformative remarks from utter pricks.

You expected something else?

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Iron uniform before putting it on.

There's a skool of thort that suggests leaving the kit on then pressing it: this way, you will have saved at least 20 minutes before parade. Also, if the balloon goes up and you're not dressed and still pressing . . . well, don't say that I didn't warn you.

 

[Chimp]

Suggest you go extreme:

 

[MoonMan]

Yeah but what do they know.

Ask them if they've ever had an RPG fired at them. If they say no tell them to fúcking jog on.

Of course, they haven't had an RPG fired at them they are CADETS.