Ironic? You decide

#1
Headline from the Daily Mail reads "100 pupils walk out of high school in protest at ban on short skirts " followed by this snippet from the Head Mistress:-
"However headteacher Jane Holland - who has been praised by Ofsted for clamping down on disobedience and boosting results - insisted short skirts have had their day.
'Despite repeated warnings, skirt lengths have got even more ridiculous,' she said yesterday.
'Male staff who are walking upstairs behind girls don't know where to look - you can actually see their underwear, and to my mind that's not appropriate."
OK, I hear you ask, where is the irony? The "newspaper" then included two pictures of 2 of the angry schoolgirls in question





If I were a teacher and was walking upstairs behind these too and happen to get a glimpse of their gussets I believe I would be well within my rights to claim both disability for visual impairment and have my clothing allowance increased for having destroyed good clothing by continuously vomitting for the next 12 hours.
On the upside, it will surely stop some teachers fiddling with the pupils
 
#3
You are a wrong'un Redders. What were you searching for when you found "yeah but no but yeah but no"?

One of their legs is twice the size of me FFS.

You are never going to heaven. :)
 
#4
I'm just praying that the one on the right isnt wearing holdups, that would certainly put paid to the ongoing Stockings and Suspenders thread. As for your comments Dale, I believe Heaven would be too quiet for me :)
 
#9
Slovenly, overweight, semi-educated, junk food nourished mongs. Belligerent, aggressive, foul mouthed and assertive of their 'uman rights'.

So when are they joining the RLC?
 
#10
Ah Ha! I see it's the Daily Hate you were reading, If it had been The Scum you might have had the following piccie instead.



PS: I would say very Ironic. The journo probably pished himself when those two horror's turned up :D
 
#12


Jesus Christo.

The one on the left has exactly the same looks and facial expression as the shopgirl zombie Shaun finds in his back garden in Shaun of the Dead. And the one on the right looks like Mr Stay Puft from Ghostbusters.
 
#17
Daily Mail link

Those girls in the picture were "Chloe Tate, 14, and her 11-year-old sister Stacey" according to that story...

So... only 2 and 5 years before they're in their own council flat having birthed the next generation of spongers and going on about their "rights" despite having no intention of doing an honest day's work in their life. I think someone needs to beat it into them that you only deserve rights if you accept the responsibilities that go with them.

The school should just invite the whiners to fuck off and get a McJob.
 
#18
F uck me, Greggs has a lot to answer for. Especially with the reeeally fat munter on the right, I'm surprised she can see out of those eyes.

On the other hand, if the schoolgirls in the miniskirts are a) normal and b) alluring, then surely the answer is for male teachers to wear baggier trousers?
 
#19
craign said:
Daily Mail link

Those girls in the picture were "Chloe Tate, 14, and her 11
when I read this, I was thinking "stone?!" 8O

Jesus, talk about child cruelty. And regardless of the "sex" of the thing behind them, that should NEVER have been allowed to breed.

Time for contraceptives in the Happy Meals...
 
#20
The one on the right reminds me of the fat chick in "Dodgeball", that has her minge stuffed with the head of one of the main characters.
:puker: :pukel:
 
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