doorbundle, you will be laughing on the other side of bruneval day when you realise that 'airborne' is not en vogue. trust me when i say you are nothing more than tradition. once the old codgers die off and the young folk rule the roost, you lot will be lucky to be re roled as gate guards.
do you have job security?
Funny you should say that - I'm currently doing security at your front door, collecting the entrance money from the Gurkhas who are queuing outside your lasses bedroom door.
Do yourself a favour and sort your kidney pouches out!