Irish Woman Died After Allergic Reaction To Dog Spunk !!

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  1. Hope the dogs ok?
     
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  2. Not much of a scoop. I've done a few dogs myself and ended up with a reaction.
     
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  3. There was an old woman from Limerick
    Who decided to suck her dog's dick
    The dog did its duty
    And spunked off a beauty
    And the woman from Limerick felt sick

    (and then died, if you believe any of this cobblers)
     
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  4. That wasn't a reaction, it was a rash.


    and Ghonnasyphillaids.
     
  5. HHH

    HHH LE


    Now, be honest, wtf were you looking for when you found this !!
     
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  6. I was on my football clubs banter website actually...honest !
     
  7. "engaging in sex acts with the Alsatian" but for the spelling you would be forgiven to think it could be a member of this forum...
     
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  8. I remember a lad buying a DVD in Pristina and firing it on when he got back. It was just a succession of heavily drugged women propped up on pillows being rutted by dogs, one bird fell asleep and a big meaty hand entered the frame and cracked her right across her mush to wake her up. Lush

    He also bought one called 'Peter Pepper', a 3 hour extravaganza of young lads sucking and fucking to a funky soundtrack. After unsuccesfully trying to secrete it in peoples MFO he just left it out in one of the rub tents, it was swiftly proffed by a female dog handler.
     
  9. The dog's final words before he wiped his dick on the curtains, were, "How was it for YOOOOOOOHHHH?"
     
  10. Limerick...I'm not surprised. A new connotation for it's nickname "stab city"

    It's bullshit though....she may have been allergic to that too the dirty muffin top.
     
  11. The poor dog has been in solitary for nearly three years since this happened....

    Mind you it makes you wonder. Allergic reaction? What happened, maybe she gave it a blow job as well as a shag?
     
  12. Groomed to have sex?

    Surely a biscuit would have been enough?
     
  13. A soggy biscuit?
     
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  14. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Get Knotted!!"