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Irish Woman Died After Allergic Reaction To Dog Spunk !!

#4
There was an old woman from Limerick
Who decided to suck her dog's dick
The dog did its duty
And spunked off a beauty
And the woman from Limerick felt sick

(and then died, if you believe any of this cobblers)
 
#9
I remember a lad buying a DVD in Pristina and firing it on when he got back. It was just a succession of heavily drugged women propped up on pillows being rutted by dogs, one bird fell asleep and a big meaty hand entered the frame and cracked her right across her mush to wake her up. Lush

He also bought one called 'Peter Pepper', a 3 hour extravaganza of young lads sucking and fucking to a funky soundtrack. After unsuccesfully trying to secrete it in peoples MFO he just left it out in one of the rub tents, it was swiftly proffed by a female dog handler.
 
#11
Limerick...I'm not surprised. A new connotation for it's nickname "stab city"

It's bullshit though....she may have been allergic to that too the dirty muffin top.
 
#12
The poor dog has been in solitary for nearly three years since this happened....

Mind you it makes you wonder. Allergic reaction? What happened, maybe she gave it a blow job as well as a shag?
 

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