irish skydiver


Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.

When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: 'If you don't jump you're getting this baby right up your arse!' "

Mick asks: "Did you jump?"

Paddy replies: "A little bit when it first went in."
On hearing that a 95 - year old local blind man was a skydiver, a cub reporter on the paper went to interview him. After a few predictable questions, he had to ask.... Surely to avoid injury on landing you need to assume a position at the right're blind, how on earth do you know when to do it? Easy, said the old boy....the lead on the guidedog goes slack...

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