irish skydiver

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  1. IRISH SKY DIVER

    Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.

    When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: 'If you don't jump you're getting this baby right up your arse!' "

    Mick asks: "Did you jump?"
























    Paddy replies: "A little bit when it first went in."
     
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  3. It doesn't hurt that much really.
     
  4. On hearing that a 95 - year old local blind man was a skydiver, a cub reporter on the paper went to interview him. After a few predictable questions, he had to ask.... Surely to avoid injury on landing you need to assume a position at the right moment....you're blind, how on earth do you know when to do it? Easy, said the old boy....the lead on the guidedog goes slack...
     
  5. On hearing that joke in 1995.......
     
  6. I think was a lot earlier than that