Irish SAS

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by radiorental, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. The Irish SAS stormed Debenhams in Oldham yesterday. Having shot up the soft furnishings section and causing chaos locally they later stated, that despite US claims, they had still reason to believe that there had Bin Linen there.
     
  2. It's BED Linen you tool!
     
  3. And certainly not BIN Liner either. :)
     
  4. Jokes on you now pal!
     
  5. Fair play......
     
  6. Abit old this one already, like the Irish SAS storming Falkirk to assist the SAS in 1982
     
  7. I hear they then went on to storm Dublin Zoo ..shooting the gorillas and freeing all the ostriches.

    Very childish joke ....but there you go.
     
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  8. No, it works :
    they had still reason to believe that there had Been Linen there.
     
  9. Quite. Lets not be BIN/BED/BEEN/ Linen facists. ;-)
     
  10. Actually, it's reports of Summer Bed Linen. Tool!
     
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  11. Is there a smiley for "I've just lost the will to live"?
     
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  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Why ? What happened in 1982 ?
     
  13. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    that was when they sent a troop of balcony stormers to accrington stanley
     
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  14. msr

    msr LE

    Are the same guys that have just raided an 'Army Warehouse' in London?

    And who raided the Battersea Dogs Home and shot the Afghans?
     
  15. There is no Debenhams in Oldham.

    You can get quite a good curry on Union Street though.

    Amazing but true.