IRISH PROSTITUTE

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  1. An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
    Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

    'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not
    write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can
    ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

    The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I
    became a prostitute...'

    'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
    You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

    'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum
    this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom
    mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me
    little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the
    sparklingnew Mercedes limited edition convertible
    that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
    club.............(takes abreath)............. and an
    invitation for ye all to spend New YearsEve on board
    my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'

    'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

    Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute
    Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

    'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I
    thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer
    old Dad a hug.'