Irish Potato Smuggling

Yokel

LE
Are we to believe there is an epidemic of people trying to achieve health benefits by sticking a potato in their rectum? Why the **** would anyone do that?

I thought that this would be about the guy who put a potato in the front of his shorts at the beach, and his friend copied him but got confused and put the potato in the back of his shorts.
 
Do I have to buy a brand new gnome from Amazon or can I use an old garden one ?
It would be environmentally friendly to repurpose an existing garden gnome
 

Londo

LE
Three pages about spuds and no sign of the peelers...
Reminds me of the bloke that walked into a chip shop
" Oi ! why did you sack my son "
" Sorry . I had to , he had the potato peeler stuck up his arrse "
" WHAT ! Show me this potato peeler "
" I can't . I sacked him too "
 

Yokel

LE
Reminds me of the bloke that walked into a chip shop
" Oi ! why did you sack my son "
" Sorry . I had to , he had the potato peeler stuck up his arrse "
" WHAT ! Show me this potato peeler "
" I can't . I sacked him too "
That is a version of the bloke trying to explain why he got sacked from the sausage factory:

Interviewer: What happened?
Bloke: I kept putting my meat in the sausage filler.
Interviewer: So what was the problem?
Bloke: It was the boss' daughter.

Also putting his tool in the cleaner, poking the tyre checker, and so on.
 
Thanks, but I'll stick with my Hoppes No9, applied with the traditional phosphor bronze brush, pullthrough and lots of 4x2. Cures 'roids and unsightly carbon buildup and fouling.
5.56 or 10 bore cleaning kit?

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